Reena Wishes Collection - Page 16

MAN: Boy, wats ur dad''s name?
BOY: His name is LAUGHING.
MAN: And ur mother''s name?
BOY: SMILING.
MAN: You must b kidding?
BOY: No, thats my brother , I''m JOKING!!!!

Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don''t believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"

D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother is a whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!

You''ve made me so nervous that I''ve totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.

I''ve got the ship, you''ve got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

yes,god made u first,but there is always a rough draft before the final copy

Lovely as a crystal stream, Tranquil as a gentle breeze, Bright as blossoms in the
sun--Tommorrows possibilities! May u have a HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential. ~Ellen Goodman

Before u start your day. Have a quiet time- Commit to the Lord Jesus whatever u do and your plans will succeed, each in his own time.

Life cud b so bad. Situation might be so hard but the KNowledge that you have GOD is something that cheers you up.

Rok deo mere janaze nu mere vich jaan aa gai hai,
Saaleyo peeche mudh ke dekho SHARAB di dukan aa gai hai….CHEERS!

Afraid to try something new? Most of us are. But it''s all over so soon that our regrets will invariably be for what we didn''t do rather than for what we did. The missing ingredient is courage.

Don''t drink and drive home!! Take a joint and fly home!!

“Know thyself? If I knew myself I''d run away.”
- Goethe

“You won’t find many people at their boss''s grave who aren’t dancing on it.”
- “Fox Mulder” from “The X Files” in “Shadows”

“If variety was the spice of life, thought Hornblower, his present existence must be an Oriental curry."
- “Horatio Hornblower” from “Hornblower and the ‘Atropos’”, by C.S. Forester, Ch. 14

I''m getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few people will be invited. Don''t bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME !

Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you and trusting them not to.

My eyes R hurting coz I can''t C U, My arms R empty coz I can''t hold U, My lips R cold coz I can''t kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I''m not with U!

Five greatest words: Don’t want to lose you.
Four pleasant words: Care 4 u.
Three sweet words: I miss you.
Two great words: love you.
One important word: you.

Home is the only place where one does not get homesick.

If I get takot, would you hawak me tight? If I gawa something mali, would you make it right? If I build an apoy, would you bantay the flame? If I sabi I miss u, would you ramdam the same?

Minsan caring is better than loving. Minsan tea is better than coffee. Minsan smile is better than laughter. Pero nobody is better than you.

I woke up a few hours ago, but somehow I feel incomplete till I remembered I haven''t texted you yet. Have a pleasant morning!

A married man to a bachelor: why r u unmarried ? He answers ''ja ko rakhe saayiyan maar sake na koye''

Sardar in sad mood,asked kya hua?said-kal India-Pak match pe 1000 hara.I said kal to 500 bola tha?he said 500 raat ko highlights pe bhi hara

Wen i was sad u were there wid me. Wen i was cryin u were there wid me. Wen i was unhappy u were there. Now i hav understood ki sare fasaad Ki jad tu hai..

Yun hi aankhon se aansu bahte nahin,Kisi aur ko hum apna kahte nahin.Ek tum hi ho jo zindgi main ruk se gaye,Varna rukne ke liye hum kisi se kahte nahin..

Ab Kuchh bhi
karlo, ab yeh
desh SMS k bina
nahi chalegaa.

SMS bole to



S= Sardar
M= Manmohan
S= Singh.!!!

Frndz r like films,sum r musical,sum r adventurus,sum r comedy,n yet others r tragdy,but vry few like u r OSCAR WINNING.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY