Rahul Wishes Collection - Page 12

Jiss dil pe na aaee chot kabhi woh dard kisi ka kya jane,
Khud shamma ko maloom nahi kyon jal jate hain parwaane,
Matt poochoo kya guzarti hai juda jab yaar hote hain,
Aansoo teer ban ke jigar ke paar hote hain

I''ve been wondering why you''re not texting... Multiple Choice: a. busy b. dedma c. tired d. thrifty e. want me to miss you.

My eyes R hurting coz I can''t C U, My arms R empty coz I can''t hold U, My lips R cold coz I can''t kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I''m not with U!

An important element of friendship is communication, and that''s the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone. Because I don''t want to cut the line that connects US. Take care always!

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Demons are a Ghouls best Friend

I''ve been wondering why you''re not texting... Multiple Choice: a. busy b. dedma c. tired d. thrifty e. want me to miss you.

im a paper, you can wright your feeling, scribble your anger, use me to absorb your tears,dont throw me after use, but when you feel cold ill burn myself to warm you

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...

One chicken to an other: are you tokkin'' to me?

Why do men like smart women? Rare things are always sought after!!

Will, Marry, I & U are going for a party. Whats the best & worst arrangement u can make. Did u get... Best: Will, U, Marry, Me Worst: I, Will, Marry, U

Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.

If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

if someone asks me if ur good...il say ur not...if they say ur better...il say ur not...why shud i say ur good or better if ur 1 of d best i ever had...

Push down if you miss me...
that is sweet of you...
Very sweet indeed...
You can stop now...
You really miss me,... me too!

Never underestimate the amazing power of love to change hearts and mindsets. Love can even give fresh inspiration to tackle what seems to be impossible.

Words alone will never be able to express the depth of my love for you.

Why is it that I have to climb 1000 mountains to get to you and all you have to do is smile to get to me?

"A faithful friend is the medicine of life."

You have opened the doors of my heart. Now it''s for you to walk through it.

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

See what a spelling mistake can do...
Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her

Banta: I''ve discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye
Santa: Oh, yeah? What''s it? Banta: Many years ago, some husband said to his wife, ''I''m leaving u!'' & the wife said: Good! Bye!

"There can be no Friendship where there is no Freedom."

A txt mssg sent w/out effort s received w/out pleasure. U give me a lot of pleasure. Gud

A man meets a lady at a bar and says: Hi, what'' ur name?
She replies: Carman, coz I like cars & I like men, what''s urs?
Man: Beer cunt!

Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.

Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office & complains: Aaj to aadmi bhej do, ladkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kaam chala rahi hain

Why Newton was shocked when he saw a beautiful girl naked?
He found his dick going up, which was against his ''Law of Gravity''