Rahul Wishes Collection - Page 18

Hum to pehle se hi aapke hai.. kya jarurat hai aajmane ki... Yad na kar ae dost gum nahi,Par khawish na kar bhul jane ki....

Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.

fiza par thi asar hawaon ka hota hain,mohabbath par tho asar adawon ka hota hain,aisi hi kisika deewana nahin hota,kuch tho kasoor nigahon ka hota hain.

Ek din hamare aansoo hum se pooch baithe,
hame roz roz kyu bulate ho?
Humne kaha, hum yaad unhe karte hai,
tum kyo chale ate ho?

Aap har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hain ,
Hum Aapko manzil samajhte hain ,
bada fark hai Aapke AuR Hamare
nazariye mein ,
Aap hamein Sapna, AuR Hum Aapko
Apna samajhte hain....

Yaaron mar bhi gaya to,
Aarti meri dafnaa dena
Utha kar janaza mera,
Unki gali ghuma dena
Agar wo mera pata puche to
Shamshaan ghaat bata dena

Jo tu chahe woh tera ho,roshan raatein aur khoobsurat savera ho...Jari rakhenge hum duaon ka silsila,Kamyab har manzil par dost mera ho....

If you were a laser, you''d be set on "stunning".

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it''s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Yo Momma''s like a Snickers bar - packed full with with nuts.

Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d ne who really waits... 

Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang?


A bad smell U cnt get rid of.

aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!

Work Colleague: Do you find me entertaining?
You: I reckon you are too dim to entertain a thought

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a Female Impersonator.

Hey, I may be fat, but you will always be ugly, and I can diet.

There are so many people in the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!!

You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!

Santa and Banta found three live hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station.
"What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asked Santa.
"Don't worry about it, "said Banta."We'll just lie and tell them we only found two."

A man asks sardar: "akal badi ya bhains" ?
Sardar ji ne padadi hila dit, kuch sochan lagge, thodi der baad puchiya "Pahlan date of birth te das."

"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
"And did he?"
"Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness

You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number

The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.

Those Saprkling Eyes

Those Marvelous Lips

A 100 Watt Smile

The Majestic Walk

The Cheerful Talk

Truly Charming Personality

Guess, That's Enough abt ME

If you need space join NASA!