Pallavi Wishes Collection - Page 16

There''s a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!

No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems

The man who says his wife can''t take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde

If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

Friendships begin with liking or gratitude roots that can be pulled up. -- George Eliot

I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her


How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer

Wht's T maximum penalty of bigamy?


2 moTrs-in-law.

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?

O Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner*.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.

Santa: Marte waqt aacfmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Banta: Birla cement.
Santa- Kyun?
Banta: Kyunki is cement metn jaan hai.

A G0OD FRIEND IS LIKE A GO0D BRA... HARD 2 FIND,C0MF0RTABLE,SUPP0RTIVE,HOLDS U TIGHT,ALWAYS CLOSE 2 UR EART...UR MY BRA

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you

When you left, my world turned upside down

Love is only chatter, it's your friends that really matter.

Q: Why did Banta Singh try to steal a police car?

A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'