Barun Wishes Collection - Page 15

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.

My wife ran away with my best friend.
To tell you the truth, I really miss him.

Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar" nazar aata hai

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai

I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever!By Shaheryar

YOU ARE MY HEART,MY ALL PARTS OF MY BODY.SO EVERY DAY I MISS YOU,I FEEL YOU,EVERY TIME IN MY HEART.By shahed

You are so away, yet so close, Our hearts are apart, yet they are one.Our memories are whole, they keep us together, our love is strong, it gives us strength. Imiss you and i love you with all my heart. By Naima

When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?

Kaliyan bina na phulan vichon mehak aundi, phulan bina na haar piroye jaande, maapeyan bina na zindagi vich aish hundi te yaran bina na dukhre roye jande.

God asked:"If i make u rich, where would u like to live?"
I replied:"In the Heart of d person readng this msg"
God said:"Sorry dear,you can''t be richer than me"

Dastak di kisi ne,kaha khushiya lekar aya hu,Inbox chota na pad jaye, itni duaen laya hu,Naam hai mera SMS,kisi ka paigam lekar apko MISS YOU kehne aya hu.

I shot the city sherif ......I shot the city sherif (Say 5 times fast)

Irish wristwatch.

Don''t pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

Through
P R A Y E R S,

GOD
hears
more den
u say,
HE
answers
more den
u ask,
HE
gives
more den
u desire...
All
HE
needs
is
ur"smilE"..!! keep smiling.

De khushi, jo naal anjaam tak jawe.
Ja fir gam de ena, ki khushi di aas muk jawe.
Kol na v aa mere eh teri marji,
Par door ena vi na ja, ke eh saath tut jawe.

"THOUGHT OF THE MONTH"

EVERY
ONE
NEED
SOMEONE
WHO
KNOW
THEIR
BY
HEART....

MONTH OF LOVE OVER.
BUT LOVE IN HEARTS IS STILL SAME.

HAVE A NICE MARCH MONTH....

Do u like me as i am?
or
do i have to....
request GOD to improve ur taste ;)

Wats wrong vith ur cel. Tried caling lot of times. Everytime i dail ur number it says- The person ur calling is in ur HEART! GUD morning...

I''ve written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

Mom: Andy, where r u off to now?
Son: I`m gonna join the army.
Mom: But, legally u r only an infant.
Son: That`s all right, I`m going to join the infantry.

Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.

I don''t care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

Raatein gumnam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai,
Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai.

Two types of people in the world:- Some who are HAPPY. Others who are MARRIED. .....Think again.....

Hum se chupte kyon ho dost,
ek din hum aise andheron mein kho jayeinge.
Phir maango ge duaon mein khuda se hume,
Aur hum phir sapno mein bHi nahin aayenge.

Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up.
Best Wishes for Diwali

Dear [bride''s name],
Isn''t it quite funny how History repeats itself?
[Bride''s Age] years ago your Mother and Father were putting you to bed with a dummy...and now it''s happening all over again

“Husbands should be like kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.’”
- “Mrs. White” from “Clue”

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain..