Barun Wishes Collection - Page 17

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

Remember: Don''t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......

You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?

I don''t mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.

Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!

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I love YOU !!!

Nurse: Sardar ji, mubarak ho, aap papa ban gaye. Sardar ji: Men' bibi ko mat batana, main use surprise doonga.

"What do u use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many but found my husband best."

Four-word story of employment: Hired, tired, mired, and fired.

ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF Me, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SlEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Gd NiTe!

The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.