Shiba Wishes Collection - Page 15

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

Friends r amazing when they r NEW,

They are wonderful when they r TRUE.

But do u know...?

They are a "Blessing"

when they r like

!!!..."YOU"...!!!

Always keep ur LOVER''S photo in ur purse.Whenever ur in some big trouble,see the photo,u will feel that No other problem is bigger than this.

Whats
the height
of hope???....


A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!

Kaash khushiyon ki koi dukaan hoti,
hame bhi uski koi pahchaan hoti,
bhar dete aapke aanchal ko khushiyo se,
keemat uski chahe meri jaan hoti...

Care is sweetest form of love,so when anyone says "take care"it is as good as saying,I''ll keep u in my hrt till last beat...So u Take Care!

Yamraj kabhi naam lekar nahi aata, amir kabhi maal dekar nahi aata, chahat to hai tumhe roj dekhne ki,par madari tumhe har roj lekar nahi aata.

I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.
Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

Ramchandra keh gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega,
Ek dost ek taraf se SMS karega, doosra apna paisa bachayega.

Kash muhabbat me aisa mukam aye,Tere labo pe bhi uska naam aye.Tu umeed kare k tujhe milne ayegi Aishwarya Rai,darwaza khole to tujhe daraane Uma Bharti aye.

Behind every succesful person there is always a girlfriend but what about the unsuccesful one ? Lots of girlfriends!

Your teeth are so yellow, ican''t believe it''s not butter!!!

Kiss''s r blown + kiss''s r wasted kiss''s rnt kiss''s unless they r tasted, kiss''s spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!

Press Down Press Up Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!

JESUS asked me how much I love Him so I spread my arms and said "This much". I asked God how much HE loves me, He spread his arms n died 4 me...

God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend i love. Sent wid a smile:), Sealed with a kiss, i love my friend who''s reading this.

Hv U hrd about T magic trac2r?
It went down a country road & turned in2 a field.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.”
- “Well Manicured Man” from “The X Files” in “The Blessing Way”

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

Q. What do you call a fat woman waiting for something ? Ans : MOTI-Vating !

Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

I''ve just heard a funny joke. I can''t stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it. Biruin more…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha!

We forgive those who bore us but cannot forgive those whom we bore.

Smile! It will make you look better. Pray, it will keep you strong. Love, it will make you enjoy life.

I admit I''ll never be the perfect friend. I''ll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.

Sumtimes I feel wat I earned in life,
Money? naa!

Name? naa!

Fame? naa!
but I earned the most precious thing!

a Friend like U.....
Boley to "Anokha Namuna!