Kuldeep Wishes Collection - Page 15

vekh lavaa na mein tenu jadou tikar
mere dil nu avey na chen chanaa

sari umar vi je tenu raha takdi
mere thakan na kadi vi nean chanaa

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
Darling,on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

A Sweeter Smile,
A Brighter Day,
Hope everything turns out
great for you Today!!!
Good Morning!
(> " " <) Have a
( = 'o'= ) Nice
_(,,) _ (,,) Day!!

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

Hum aap ko itna yaad kartey hain jitna aap hame yaad kartey hain. Farq sirf itna hai ke hum yaad karke SMS kartey hain aap SMS parh kar Yaad kartey hain

Agar 5 minute me tera koi bhi mesg nahi aya to aaj apni dosti khatam...










. . . . Kal phir start kerlenge..;-)
Ha ha ha

Mithi udeek te udeek nalo yar mitha,mitha yar te yar nalo ishq mitha,mitha ishq te ishq nalo mithi sadi yari, es to mitha kujh na milna lab ley dunia sari.

Whats d height of STUPIDITY...??
Jab "KANS" ko pata tha ki Vasudev aur Devki ki aathvi (8TH) santaan uska vadh karegi to usne dono ko jail me sath kyo rakha..?

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

Some friends
forget
Some move
away
Some keep
silent
Some just
change
But I''m not 1 of them.
I''m here just 4 two moments..now & 4evr.

Husn Bana to Deewane bane, Sharab bani to Maikhane bane,Zaroor kuchh khas hai Aap mein,Yun hi nahi PAGALKHANE bane.
Good Night.

American say:
Dog find bombs in my country,
Japaneese say:
fish play ball in my country,
Indian say:
eh ta kuch v ni

Sade ta bandar v msg pad lende ne...

Jane kyon is jahan main aisa hota hai,khushi jise milni chahiye gham usiko hota hai,Umar bhar sath nibha na sake jo ,jane kyon pyar usi se hota hai!!

Frnds in heart r worst tenants,
1st they capture ur heart,2nd they pay no rent,3rd they don''t vacate easily,4th when they leave,they leave the place broken....

F R I E N D S H I P
resides in
thh heart.

So no matter
how rarely
i be
seeing u,
u
would
always be
REMEMBERED!
()""()
( ''o'' )")
( .)/ I Promise.

What''s the opposite of "Dominoes"?






think






think





think







think







tired of thinking???



well the answer is "Domi doesn''t know" ;-)

Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl''s father must have his own bar...CHEERS

Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari.

Resolution 2006

"Save Money"

So, plz accept my wishes for
Lohri
Holi
Gur Purab
Raksha Bandhan
Dussera
Diwali
Id
Christmas etc.
And also Happy New Year2007

Mother to her teenage daughter:" I think its right time we should talk about sex".
The daughter replied, "sure MOM, what do you want to know"?

im ur secret admirer u touch me in all the right places u always no how to turn me on ur lookin at me rite now smilin,who am i? im ur phone u fool

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it''s twice as onerous a duty. ~John Selden

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that''s where you get your shitty ideas from!

Men love because they are afraid of themselves, afraid of the loneliness that lives in them, and need someone in whom they can lose themselves as smoke loses itself in the sky. - V.F. Calverton

You can''t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. -Henny Youngman

Freindship happens inside the heart, Slient.. Unwritten.. Unnbreakable by distance..Unchangeable by time.. Once a Friend, always a Freind.!

aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
sun meri te kuj apni suna
nahi pata kado chal vasna ae
aive rus ke na waqt langaah

LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN at ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!

I looked at the sky. The sky is beautiful. I looked at you. I looked at the sky na lang ulit.

New day, new blessings. Don''t let yesterday''s failures ruin the beauty of today. Blessings of God are new every morning. Today has its own promise of love, forgiveness, joy and success.