Kuldeep Wishes Collection - Page 17

Look who''s talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

Yo Mamas so damn greasy that she has to use bacon for a bandaid.

Hey, your Momma is so sluttie I''d call her a hoe but hoes'' get paid.

Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
The outside

You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.

Knock knock...



Any1 there?



Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u...

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Roses specialy 4u...

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

I saw U on the road that day

U Were Looking so fine

Ur Face So Divine

Ur Walk So Perfect

My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

Luv & Kush r walking in village.Luv falls into a well, y?? Coz luv is blind. Kush also jumps, y?? Coz luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega.