Kuldeep Wishes Collection - Page 9

There is an important difference between love and friendship. While the former delights in extremes and opposites, the latter demands equality.

I love making friends.... it''s people I can''t stand.

Love wouldn''t be blind if the Braille weren''t so damned much fun.

My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry

We live in the world when we love it.

Your voice makes me tremble inside
And your smile is an invitation
For my imagination to go wild.

Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean?
Because snow man is an island.

You konw what? I like u!
You know why? Coz u r the best.
You know why? In ur own simple ways, u make me feel special.
U know when? Since the day we became friends.

May you never leave your marriage alive.

Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago.

A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said ''Your wife''s mind has completely gone!''. To which the man replied ''I''m not surprised. She''s been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!''

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.

He who is in love is wise and is becoming wiser, sees newly every time he looks at the object beloved, drawing from it with his eyes and his mind those virtues which it possesses.

The love boat has crashed against the everyday.

Love is inseparable from knowledge.

Whether life is worth living depends on whether there is love in life.

At the beginning and at the end of love, the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone.

A kiss from your lips could melt even the coldest of hearts.

It''s the way that he makes you feel; it''s the way that he kisses you; it''s the way that he makes you fall in love.

Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the Parots-ate-em-all

The graduate with a science degree asks ''Why does it work?''
The graduate with an engenieering degree asks ''How does it do that?''
The graduate with an accounting degree asks ''How much does it cost?''
The graduate with the Arts degree asks ''Do you want fries with that?''

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn''t matter... he won''t come to you anyway!

I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want. But you must eat it with naked fat people.

Loving people live in a loving world. Hostile people live in a hostile world. Same world.

Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.

Love is something wonderful, it nears to the divine ,it is something man ''nor beast can hate, ''nor yet can thy define. Oh'' sweet and mystic words of love, so gentle, and so dear, they penetrate the soul of man, so that his heart may hear....

Have you ever loved someone more than you have expected?
Have you ever loved someone in spite of all the pain?
Will you keep on loving that person even when they whisper someone else''s name?.. I did... for you

if the person you love hasn''t let god into there heart they haven''t let you in either

Love is always in the mood of believing in miracles.