Kunal Wishes Collection - Page 13

A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man''s chest. The man asks "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says "That''s what puzzles me!"

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn''t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

May your salty days be peppered with spicy love. May u bask in lemon sunshine, play on strawberry fields, under a vanilla sky.. in short have a Yummy day!

Between a 100000 yesterdays & a 100000 tomorrows, There is only one today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd .. Good Morning ..

No cute sayings to say,
No cute sayings to say, no cute graphics to send.
Just a simple good day, hope that will be okay.

raat ki chandni khatam hoi aai subha ki zia bass itna khena hai gud mrng or kea iss subha main chupi ho bahot khusheya..

Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain
aur Neechey
Thora aur NeeChey
One Step More
Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney girr Jaaon Gey , Mughey Nahee Maloom tha

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it''s up to you to merit the face you have at fifty

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity

Slow down and think it through do you really love me or is it just me loving you.

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that''ll get you home earlier.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.

The lovely love Theorem - To Love some 1 is madness,2b loved by someone is a Gift,loving some1 who loves u is a duty,but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell anything

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

How far that little candle throws his beams!

Better ask ten times than go astray once.

Before you build a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

Our distrust is very expensive.

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success isknowing how to get along with people.

Those who are at war with others are not at peace with themselves.

Never play cat and mouse games if you are a mouse.

You made your bed, now lie in it.

The past is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets andre-explains what has happened.

Nogarden is without its weeds.

Nations get as good or as bad a government as they deserve.

The man who can''t dance thinks the band is no good.

The greatest job of teachers is to cultivate talent until it ripens for the public to reap its bounty.

The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.