Kunal Wishes Collection - Page 16

Here's to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care, we laugh with whom we njoy & we become angry with whom we feel is our own. That's Friendship, that's Luv

Sternoid,
pharmoc,
glolargingivia,
globardentin.



Ye saari bimariyan daant tutne pe hoti hain.

Sms karte rehna

baaki samajhdar ko ishara kaafi hai....

Msg:
Good Morning




i mean Goodnight



i mean
GoodEvening

mmm...




i think..time is not important.

i Just.
want 2 Say. I remembered you.

Brendas Bunny baked buttered bread.

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

Govt of India ne aaj ek naya rule pass kiya hai ! khubsurat logo ko desh se bahar nikal diya jayega ! Tum to safe ho yar mai kahan jaoou ?

woh aate to hain.... Par tan se nahi. Woh chahte to hain.... Par mann se nahi . Kaun kehta hai woh pyar nahi karte... Woh karte to hain , par hmse nahi.

You''ll always be the answer, when somone asks me what I''m thinking about.

_______, is the first word that comes from heart when you think about MÉ.
Answer should be straight forward.
Be frank n dont lie..

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>--"-"--"-"- happy valentine day.

Father: what was the hardest thing u learnt at college....?

Son: how to open Beer bottles with teeth. . . .

I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?

When I go wrong, I need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, I need ur hand 2 catch, wen I win, I need ur hand 2 pat. In short:Ye Haath Mujhe De De Thakur

Luv is born with the pleasure of luking at each other, it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded with the impossibility of separation!

EK sardar Indian Flag lene shop par gaya, Flag dekh kar sardar kuch bola jisse dukanwala pagal ho gaya, Guess what? Isme aur colour dikhao..!!

U look Sweet when You read my sms , Sweeter when U read n Smile.But U luk Switest ven U read,Smile n Reply.so try 2 luk Sweetest always.

Have a prosperous Diwali. Hope this festival of lights, brings you every joy and happiness. May the lamps of joy, illuminate your life and fill your days with the bright sparkles of peace, mirth and goodwill, because you are someone who deserves life''s best and so much more. Have a joyous Diwali and new year.

The jogger who overslept found himself running late.

What''s the difference between Bigfoot and intelligent men?
Big foot has been spotted a few times

“The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.’”
- “Colonel Mustard” from “Clue”

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi Meri Jaan Set Hone main Kitna Time Logi

One day u''ll ask me: "whats more important to u- me or ur life?" ill say "my life" and u''ll go and leave without even knowing that u are my life.

Reality is for people who can''t face science fiction.

Some people choose friends who are thoughtful and caring. Some prefer those who are smart and good looking. When you chose me, pinakyaw mo na lahat.

God said "Build a better world." I said, "How? The world is such a complicated, cold dark place and there is nothing I can do." God said "Just build a better you."

Every time I hear my text tone, I always hope one of them is from you. My cell phone may have limited memory space but my heart has unlimited space for someone like you.