Kunal Wishes Collection - Page 5

BOY: Wud u mind dancing with me? GIRL: Sorry, main bache ke saath nahi nachti. BOY: Oh sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap PREGNANT hai ok u enjoy.......

Deri hi sahi par duri to nahi, Intezar bhala par judai to nahi, Milna bichhadna to kismat hai apni, Aakhir insaan hai hum farishthe to nahi

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta, Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta, Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR RAHE HAI KI MONKEY DEKHNA HAI, TUMHARE GHAR KA PATA DIYA HAI, 2-3 JUMP MAR KE DIKHA DENA, BACCHE KHUSH HO JAYENGE....

Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye, bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hain

I MISS U WEN YR FAR AWAY I THINK ABOUT U EVERY NITE & DAY SO EVEN IF WE CANT BE 2GETHER I''LL MISS U NOW & ALWAYS 4EVER...

Teri Mudi Hui Tassver Ko Seena Se Lagakar Bahata Hu, Tumhe Kohkar Bhe Tumhe Paane Ke Umeed Leya Behta Hu.

Troubles as light as Air, love as deep as Ocean, Friends as Solid as Diamonds, and Success as bright as Gold... These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali !

A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.

Wash ur face... wash ur feet... now it''s time to fall asleep. Ur eyes r weak & mouth can''t speak... so, lets hope the night shall be nice & sweet. GUD NIGHT

God knows ur future. He may not reveal it to u, but he''ll walk with u & the future unfolds. Don''t trust the stars, trust the ONE who made them. Gud Day!

I''d climb the highest mountain. I''d swim the ocean blue, I''d do anything my dear- Just to get away from you

True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don''t believe that this condition is permanent. -Erwin T. Randall

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !

Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?

Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great, I know this is too much for u, so here is a shortcut - Just think about ME!

Bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi ke raaste, anjane mod par kuchh log dost ban jate hain, milne ki khushi de ya na de bichhadne ka gam zarur de jate hain.

Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi, buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya koi, kya ye sachmuch pyar hai, ya Chutiya fir se bana gaya koi.

Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen,
Sohnia nu tarpaunde rehen,
Yara nal mehfila v launde rehan,
Kuri na fase koi gal ni, customer care nal kam chalaunde rehan.

Amitabh: Mere pas Gaadi he, Banglaw hai, Bank Balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bunglaw hai, Bank Balance hai...
Silence for few Minutes...
Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahana hai?

Ladkiyan apna dupatta ladke k samne aane k baad hi kyon theek karti hain?
Luteron ko dekh kar hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal Aata hai!

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain; in order to love you gotta risk the pain

May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarik

If luvs a disease den im very ill.but i dont want medicine i wont take no pill.i will suffer dis illness cos it makes me see exactly how much u mean 2 me!

There r 6 billion ppl around de world,
i dnt knw why i kp on missin u,
mayb bcz 5,999,999,999 ppl cn"t replace a single U.
I stil luv u,Gudnyzzzz....

Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?

That speial day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as speial to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover