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One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Simple music can make u sing, simple hug can make u feel better; simple things can make u happy, hope that my simple Hi will make u smile.
Sometimes
myHEART
asks:
Why
I miss
you?
Why
I like
you?
Why
I SMS
you?
Then my mind answered,
Its bcoz..
"sweet"
people NEED
more CARE!
Love is a scentless flower with a lovely crown of gold, but Friendship is a breathing rose with love in every fold. . .!!!
I''m in hospital.
after 5 mins,i''l b transfrd 2 a surgery room
doctor told me,
i''l die if i don''t stop...
MISSING U..
Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not bear the boar.
The boar thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,
And so one morn he bored the boar--
That boar will bore the bear no more.
Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho,
Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga,
Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.
Santa''s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
Khushi ko dhudne se gam milta hai, ye gam zindagi mein hardam milta hai, jo dil ke sare dard baant le, aisa dost zindagi mein kam milta hai..........!
A Jatt riding on horse jumps the Red light & policemen whistles.
The jatt lifts the tail of horse & says
"LE KARLE NUMBER NOTE "
''Nazarandaaz kaise kare aapko? Nazron mein bitha rakha hai aapko, Yaad aane par roye bhi to kaise? Darte hain, Jhuki jo palke to chubh na jaye aapko.
Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies", SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.
A Son at college wanted more money.
He sent a telegram to his father
"NO MONEY.
NO FUN.
UR SON."
The father replied:
"HOW SAD,
TOO BAD,
UR DAD!!
Ankho mei rehne walo ko yaad nahi karte, dil mei rehne walo ki baat nahi karte, humari to ruh mei bas gaye hain aap, tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte.
Always keep ur LOVER''S photo in ur purse.Whenever ur in some big trouble,see the photo,u will feel that No other problem is bigger than this.
There r
4 chambers
in my HEART
1 4 mom
1 4 dad
1 4 god
1 4 me
wat abt u ??
sorry
no place 4 u
in my heart...
..coz
FRIEND like u
r my heartbeat.
Hey i saw u in TV, how Beautiful u r, how smart u r, how cute u r, how nice u r, but, i dont know why u r coming only in "ANIMAL PLANET"
Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
If God answers ur Prayer, he''s increasing ur Faith. If He delays, He''s increasing ur Patience. If He doesnt answer, He knows u can handle it...! Good day
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I''m 20.
Sex is like NOKIA(connecting people)like NIKE(just do it)like PEPSI(ask for more)like SAMSUNG(everyone is invited)and like ME(TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)!
You = Gorgeous You = Sexy You = Intelligent You = Delicious You = Seductive You = Perfect Me = liar Only Joking!!
“The very existence of flame throwers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ‘You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done’”
- George Carlin