Deepshikha Wishes Collection - Page 15

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(you&me)
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"v"
are
üniqùe
& strngé
friends
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i"m unique
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;"."(oo).;";
(;"(__)";."u r strange

Wife: Kal raat tum peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Husband: Kya batau,yeh sab Galat sangat ki wajah se hua, Hum 4 Dost, 1 Bottle, or vo teeno peete nahi.

Things u hate wen parents ask-
1)Y r u late 2day? 2)Y do u need so much money?
3)Y does he/she call u often?
4)Y such low marks?
5)Y cant u b like Saurabh??

In a party,a lady wanted to go to toilet.She said to a Sardar- sardarji susu karne ki jagah dikhao.He replied-U naughty girl,pehle tum dikhao!!

Barsenge, Barsenge, kal fir SMS Barsenge...
Aapki 5 paise ki muskan ke liye hum fir 1 rupaya
kharchenge :-) ...........!

U may not be out of my sight, but not out of my heart.
U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind.
I may mean nothing to u, but u will always be special to me!!

A line
has no limit,
unless
you put an
end to it.
Hope our
friendship
is a line
that runs

forever!

Hello
DEAR
Where R U
Now...?
No Visits...,

No Calls....,

No SMS from Wik,

No Missed calls,

I M So worried...
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Are U n JAIL again?

Pls r e p l y!

Wen nite cums look 2 da sky, if u c a falling star dont wonder Y. Just make a vsh, trust me it will cum true, coz wen i did it, i found U.

If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

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bow!bow! Did my 2 PUPIES disturb U? Don''t worry, they just wanna say GOOD MORNING

Arz hai unki galiyon ke
chakkar kaat kaatte kutte
hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to
hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye...

I[++m+]
[L[ucky+++++++++++++=
T[O++++++++++++++
HaV[E[++++++++
A++++++
FrIenD+++++++
L[I[+++
K[E+++[
U+++]+++]+++]+++

Aankhe kholun to chehra uska ho,
Aankhe band karu to sapna uska ho,
mar bhi jaau to koi gam nahi, Agar...
kafan ke badle dupatta uska ho!

Yeh ladki jawani main, jawani se, jawano ko tarpaye gi
Aankhon se karegi qatal, aur labon se muskaraye gi

friend is like a cold shower which rfreshes u and gives new fragenence to your life with new frsh and sof t look

I''m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

What do you call a handcuffed man?
- Trustworthy.

Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!!

Another MOON ? ..........Possible
Another SUN ? ..............Possible
Another SKY ? ................Possible
Another Friend Like U ? .........Impossible
''coz GOD can''t make the same MISTAKE twice

if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me

Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!

He''s so full of shit, his eyes are brown.