Deepshikha Wishes Collection - Page 16

A prime candidate for natural de-selection.

There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.

Yo'' mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.

Luv is only a gift gven 2 us, we shd not hold it in r hands 4 we may nvr find d strength 2 let go wen it dcded 2 leave, we shd only mbrace 8s warmth & glow wyl it last & den frily open r arms when its tme 2 say gudbye........ 

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you

It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Brother: Why do you smell funny?
You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

You are my friend, my love, my forever
Hapy Valentine Day