Deepshikha Wishes Collection - Page 8

Q. What do you call a man with no arms or legs that can swim across a pool?
A. Clever Dick

Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.

Everyone is the age of their heart.

Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ?
A. 3 Stone !

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."

Men are like plungers: They spend most of their time in the hardware store or the bathroom.

A kiss from you makes life worth living.

All the little emptiness of love!

Do you want to know a good way to fall in love? Just associate with all your pleasant experiences with someone, and disassociate from all the unpleasant ones.

We are not commanded (or forbidden) to love our mates, our children, our friends, our country because such affections come naturally to us and are good in themselves, although we may corrupt them. We are commanded to love our neighbor because our ''''natural'''' attitude toward the ''''other'''' is one of either indifference or hostility.

I shall always be a priest of love.

Men are like horoscopes: They always tell you what to do, and they are always wrong.

This is my commandment, that ye love one another.

You cannot win a woman just the once and be done with it; you have to humiliate yourself again and again.

I travel a path no traveler has been, lost as I am I put my faith in him.

" I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times,
in life after life, in age after age forever."

Oh I''m sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?

Should i be happy that were friends?...or sad coz thats all we''ll ever be?

()",,"() when u
( ''o'' ) need a friend
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pull this rope.¤¤coz i m..
()"""() always at
( ''o'', ) d other end.
=========(")=(") Gud mrng.

If Yesterday didn''t end up the way YOU planned,
just remember, GOD created TODAY for YOU to START a new one!
The BEST is yet to come!!

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Life Looks Cute & Beautiful With a FRIEND Like You...Good day

i am gonna love u till de end,
i am gonna be your true friend,
i wanna share ur ups n downs,
i am gonna b around when u r alone.
cos, i am away.
never b sad...never

Ask my eyes to stop looking at you... Ask my brain to stop thinking about you.. Ask my imagination to stop dreaming about you.. Ask my heart to stop beating..ask me everything..But don''t u ever stop me from loving you.

wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean dat.......!!!!!!........ he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top of his heart!!!!!

"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears."

What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.

Sorry, I am having an out of money experience.

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who"d b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who"d b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.