Sucheta Wishes Collection - Page 16

Hi dude..I heard u got held up at gun point last night and the guy gave u 2 options. Suck his dick or die. Glad to hear ur alright man!!!

A lady asks a sardarji "what time is it?" sardarji says"bra- panties".The lady hits sardar and says"I asked time"sardar says"baarah payntis(12:35)

Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain, dekho hum kitne wele hain.

When I miss YOU,
I just...
() $ () CLOSE
( -.- ) MY EYES
(") (") &
()$())*()
( ''.'' ) ''.'' ) U R
(") (") (") just on
My right

Love is like a bird,
if u hold it tightly it dies,
if u hold it slightly, it flies,
plz take good care of it...
Don''t Luv 1, dont'' luv 2,
but Luv the 1 who Luvs u.

Geeta mein likha hai?




are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!

Duniya mein 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai
..... Paisa ..................
.......Maut............
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.......aur.......
aur.........
mera SMS

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

Bano toh aise bano ke dushman bhi tumhe yaad kare, haso toh aise haso ke gham bhi tumhare saath hase, jiyo toh aise jiyo ke KHUDA bhi tum par naaz kare…

Jab Baagon mein bahar aayegi,

tab hamare SMS ki baucchar aayegi.

Tanhaiyan toh tumhari to dur ho jayengi,

Par kya mera bill bharne teri SAAS aayegi?

Maryada purshotam Bhagvan Shri Ram ko LANKA pe attack karne hetu 500 BANDER chahiye, 499 pahuch gaye. SMS Milte he niklo. JAI SRIRAM

FRIENDSHIP is like a TREE.
;, * '''' * ;,

* , *;, *;

___ ) (__ it isn''t measured on how tall it
could be ,but on how the roots have grown.

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I''m just standing by my window thinkin of u & wondering if u ever think of me too...*

Nice people
are blessed people,
ever friendly,
always smiling,
forgive easily,
hold no grudges
and keep no
malice. Send this
to a nice person.
I just did.

Aapko ashirwad mile bado se,
sahayog mile chhoto se,
Khushiya mile jag se,
pyar mile sab se,
daulat mile rab se,
yahi dua hai

DIL SE!

4so long i''ve been trying 2figure out how sum1 as gr8 as u can exist.. i''ve finally cum 2a conclusion... GOD JUST HAD TO B SHOWING OFF WEN HE MADE U.

A Friendship is Rainbow between 2 hearts sharing 7 kinds of feelings:
Love + Happiness + Faith + Secrecy + Truth + and sadness (too)

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(>?<) (>*<)
( ,"o o", )
(,(")(")(")("),)

YOUR SO LUCKY
I''M CUTE!!...

Not every flower can represent LOVE, but roses did it, not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it, not every PERSON can be special, but U did it!

Yeh WORLD hai na WORLD, is mein do tarah ke log hote hai; Ek jo kabhi kisi ke dil mein jagah nahi bana paate aur doosre jo kabhi kisi ke dil se juda nahi ho paate.. HUM aur TUM in doosre logon mein se hai!!

Do you know a word which has end in it but can never end.................................................................................
yeah you are rite it"s FRI"END"

Do I look like a damn people person?

This is a fact, yo mama''s breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.

They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?

+ . " ) . " + . " + . " + . " +' . + . " +. ".Abracadabra". +' . + . " + . " + . nope, u're still ugly!

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.