Sucheta Wishes Collection - Page 10

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take ur foot of his head.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.

Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!

Gates of memories will never close;
How much I miss U no 1 knows;
Days will pass away into years;
And we"ll think about those memories in Silent tears.....

For Those jo CHAND nikelnay ka besabri se intzaar ker rahay
hain .. give yourselves a rest ..
kiun k mera ajj gher se nikelnay ka koi
iradaa nahi hai ! ! !

pathar ko pani me mat pheko use koi aur v pita hai jindegi ji li hai to thoda aur hass ke jilo, kun ki tumhe dekhake koi aur v jita hai.

pani pai tera na likhani ki koshish main hum pechai rhai gaye...kuch aunso daman pai giray or kuch pani main bhaey gaye..

Zuban hi sirf ek zaria nahi
Jo aap shabdon ko samajh payenge
Kabhi aankhon mein jhaank kar dekhiye
Hazaron alfaz khud b khud bikhar jayenge.

There is no friendship, no love, like that of the parent for the child.

u are one of the most beauty full girl in the world i have seen so far how i discarib ur beauty i realy impress from ur parsnalty i just want to say u that i love u with heart and soul..........

"U R SOMEONE 4 THE WORLD, BUT 4 SOMEONE U R THE WORLD

No matter how sad, no matter how sick,
I feel better just thinking of you...
But I''m happier each time I send you a message
Coz I know I''ll be disturbing you!

My birth day is near me…
Hamari to duaa hai, koi gila nahi
Wo gulaab jo aaj tak khila nahi
Aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile
Jo aaj tak kisi ko kabhi mila nahi
***** Happy Birth Day For Me *****

Be nice to your kids. They''ll choose your nursing home

IF YOU HATE ME , SHOOT ME ,BUT PLS NOT ON DA HEART COZ THATS WHERE YOU ARE

What''s the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

Teacher: Why is your nose red? Max: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no "b" in rose. Max: There was in this one!

MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH & UR BURDENS BE LIGHT...
MAY U FIND THE DREAMS & TOUCH THE STARS & NEVER FORGET HOW SPECIAL U R !!!! GOD BLESS U....

bachakar nazar, nazar se dekhta hun.
Bura na maan jao is DAR se dekhta hun.
Jab bhi dekhta hun, NAI see lagti ho,
Isliye tumhe phir se dekhta hun.

apni dosti ki gaadi kuch iss kadar chal padi
jaise kick maarte hi bike udd padi
dua hai na lage isme koi break
speed itni ho ki na kar sake koi isse overtake

Life without a friend is like death without a witness.

What you see as truth, what you see as lies, remember that true friendship never dies. Although we may change and drift apart, i''ll always value you deep within my heart!

"Friendship is essentially a partnership."

I love you more than any word can say ... I love you more than every action I take ... I''ll be right here loving you till the end.

We all need friends with whom we can speak of our deepest concerns, and who do not fear to speak the truth in love to us.

Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata

2- Sardar Ji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.

ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb
txt msg: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead
txt msg: i came here just 2 say gudnite to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u
txt msg: ur madam''s lover boy

Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata