Akshat Wishes Collection - Page 11

Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?

Mae ghayal hu aesa na kahena,
aese ghayal ko badnam na karana,
ghayal ko itna gam nahi hota,
ye baat tum ab kesi se na kahena.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Love creates an ''us'' without destroying a ''me''.

Love means never having to say you''re sorry.

"A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care to acquire."

"Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil."

A little clown is living in my heart.
Small and very special.
It can dance and jump, laugh and sing.
Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

How to Celebrate Valentine's Day:
Make dinner together and eat by candlelight
Slow dance to your favorite songs in your living room
Send flowers -- even when there's no special reason. Try sending exotic flowers instead of roses.
Mail a love letter expressing how you feel
Go to a drive-in movie
Make a "Coupon Book of Love" entitling him or her to a romantic dinner, free massage etc.

1 DAY SANTA N BANTA WERE STANDING AT 5OTH FLOOR OF A BUILDING
A MAN TOLD SANTA UR SON IS DEAD!!!!!!!!
HEARING THIS SARDAR GI JUMPED FROM 50TH FLOOR
AT 35TH HE REALISE I DONT HAVE A SON
AT 20TH HE REALISE I AM NOT MARRIED
AT 3RD HE REALISE "OH sh*t" ,,, I AM BANTA

main nazar say pee raha hoon
ye sama badal na jayay..
na jhukaoo tum nighaheeen..
kahin raat dhall na jayay ..
meray ashkk b hain is main..
ye shaarab ubbale na jayay...
mera jaam choonay walay ..
tera hath jal na jayay;;;
abi raat kuch hai bakki ..
na utha nikaab sakki..
tera rind girtay girtay ..
kahin phir sanbhal na jayay...
mujay poonkanay say pehlay,,
mera dill nikaal laina..
ye kisi ki hai imannat..
meray sath jall na jayay.

îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î''M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î''ll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í''Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...

I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.

Friends are needed both for joy and for sorrow.

"A companion loves some agreeable qualities which a man may possess, but a friend loves the man himself."

"No man is useless while he has a friend."

Days can be so tough and at times cruel, 2 much 4 1 to b alone, wen u feel dat u can''t hold on any longer, il take ur hand and we''ll go thru with it 2gether. I''ll be here and dat''s 4ever.

New day, new blessings. dont let yesterdays failures ruin d beauty of 2day. Blessings of God r new evry AM. 2day has its own promise of luv, 4givness, joy & success.

If you assume you may make an ASS out of U and ME, but if you don''t assume, nothing gets done.

Congratulations on the termination of ur isolation & may I express an appreciation of ur determination to end the desperation & frustration which has caused u so much consternation in giving u the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

A Chinese man files for divorce
Judge: What''s the reason?
Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come
Judge: May be side income

Fear less, hope more, eat less, chew more, whine less, breathe more, talk less good for u. LOVE MORE and all good things will be yours.

God knows since when u r in my hart since i''m there u''ve been with me i promise u r the only one in my hart til eternity.....

Some quotes are forgotten; while others go on to make history. Some become so famous that they acquire the status of platitudes. These platitudes then go on to become adages. Here are a few famous quotes about love that have become legends in their own right.

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da other half is U
MISS me too.....