Akshat Wishes Collection - Page 17

Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.
Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se Dosti karane wale,
SMS expert ho jate hai

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a little BiRD Sent
to Wish U a Nice
Morning & a Great Day!!

Ret ki zarurat har Registhan ko hoti hai,Sitaaron ki zarurat har aasman ko hoti hai.Aap hamein bhool mat jana,Kyonki sacche DOST ki zarurat har insan ko hoti hai.....

Ekk khwab,
Ekk kheyal,
Ekk hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padne
wali har jarurat
ho tum,
jisko roj Ekk sms
karne ko dil kare,
Arre yaar ajib musibat ho tum....

Barsaat aye aur dharti geeli na ho,
dhoop aye aur sarsoon peeli na ho,
apne kaise soch liya k
apki yaad aye aur ankhen geeli na ho!

Woh To Khushbu Hai, Hawaon Main Bikhar Jayega
Masla Phool Ka Hai, Phool Kidhar Jayega
Hum To Samjhe The Ke ik Zakham Hai Bhar Jayega
Kya Khabar Thi Ke Rug-E-Jaan Main Utar Jayega

Aur bhi cheezain bohot si lutt chukin hain dil kay saath
Yeh batayaa doston ne ishq furmane kay baad
Ab kamray ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon main
Ek tere aane se pehley, ek tere jaane kay baad

Friendship is a SIM which has no activation charges,Free incoming & outgoing with Roaming allover the world & its validity never Ends....

A: Run like hell....she''s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

I love you more than all the tea in China.

Nostalgia ain''t what it used to be.

Bride''s Dad hands a note to the groom: ''GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.'' Groom gave another note back to father: ''CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.''

Palkun pe bethaya hai tumhien..Bohat duaon k baad paya hai tumhien..itnay Asani se nahi mile ho tum.. International z00 se churaya hai tumhien..

Last Night Shaitan Called me & Said that "He wanted to Distrub Good People"
I gave him your number but he said to me that "AH! I cant Distrub my Boss"

You'' big brother so damn stupid that on his last job application, under emergency contact he put 999 (911).

Yo Mama''s so freakin nasty, I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus.

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

Two blondes were driving to Disney Land when they saw a sign that read, "Disney Land left"


So they turned round and went home.

Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur
Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

A true friend cares for you if she says nasty things to your face instead of behind your back.

Q. Why is a cow always sad?
A. How would u feel if some one wakes you up very early in the morning to rub your tits for two hours.

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roil?
A: We don't know. Never happens.

What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.

The word HELLO means:

H=How are you?

E=Evrything alright?

L=Like 2 hear from you!

L=Love 2 see you soon

O=Obviously I miss you....

SO, HELLO

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?



A: We don't know. Never happens.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers