Akshat Wishes Collection - Page 9

I cannot concentrate all my friendship on any single one of my friends because no one is complete enough in himself.

Inside the heart of each and every one of us there is a longing to be understood by someone who really cares. When a person is understood, he or she can put up with almost anything in the world.

Other men said they have seen angels,
But I have seen thee
And thou art enough.

The heart is the place where we live our passions. It is frail and easily broken, but wonderfully resilient. There is no point in trying to deceive the heart. It depends upon our honesty for its survival.

What does Santa Claus use when he goes skiing?
A North Pole.

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

TO BEAR IN YOUR MIND THAT THERE''S SOMEONE IN TSHWANE WHO CARES ABOUT YOU,JUST TAKE CARE OF YOUR SELF,IF NOT FOR YOUR SELF THEN DO IT FOR ME, LOVE YOU

FOR DE FIRST TYM I THOUGHT IT WAS A DREAM BUT IT WASN''T , 4 DE SECOND TYM I THOUGHT I WAS OUT OF MY SENSES BUT I WASN''T & NOW DAT I DISCOVERD DAT WHAT I FEEL ABOUT U IS REAL,I''M DEDICATED 2 MAKE U MY LOVE OF MY LIFE" I''M LOVING U "

What''s brown and sticky?
A stick.

(To the tune of ''Yesterday'')
Leprocy, bits and pieces falling off of me,
I''m not half the man I used to be,
Oh I contracted Leprocy.

A kiss is not just a kiss, it''s something that’s so much more. When it ignites every passion inside you and makes you weak at the knees, when you’re left sweating cause you are hot but the air conditioner is on, when your pressure rises and you’re healthy as an ox, when your mind that was racing is now blank, when the world stops and all you hear are two hearts beating, then you’ve been kissed with a kiss that’s truly a kiss.

Love talked about is easily turned aside, but love demonstrated is irresistible.

Well, love is insanity. The ancient Greeks knew that. It is the taking over of a rational and lucid mind by delusion and self-destruction. You lose yourself, you have no power over yourself, you can''t even think straight.

It is difficult to know at what moment love begins; it is less difficult to know that it has begun.

What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
Humphreys

Why was Phillip''s girlfreind dissapointed?
Because she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a television.

What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

How do u get a lot of pikachus on a bus?
Poke ''em on

There was a man who entered a local paper''s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did

There is a strength in the union of very sorry men.

Past is xperiance,Present is xperiment,Future is xpectation.so use xperiance in ur xperiment to achieve ur xpectation .

A thousand-mile journey begins wit d first step,and can only be taken one step at a time.

A simple poem 4 u
Forgetting u is hard 2 do,
Forgetting me is upto u,
Forget me not,
Forget me never,
And,
U will have a "FRIEND FOREVER".

plz REMIND me to REMIND u abt REMINDING me to send u this REMINDER that REMINDS me of REMINDING u that I am always UR good FRND.

Sometimes i want to shout to the whole world how lucky i am to have you as my friend but sometimes i want to hush...afraid that somebody might take you away from me.

My friendship is not like moon, not like sun, not like stars,bcoz all of these disappear at time.My friendship is like a sky which is always watching u & informing me.

ma eyes were attracted
ma mind was affected
1000s were rejected but u were selected
and i vow that no matter what 2morrow brings ,i will always be by ur side
l''uv u lots & lots

Q: What''s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste.

What has 6 eyes but can''t see?
3 blind mice.

If you have picture where you look ugly, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.