Akshat Wishes Collection - Page 10

Two goldfish in a bowl talking:
Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?

A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn''t rush to my feet. Why is this?
B: It''s because your feet aren''t empty.

The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor."
"Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?"
"Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."

Love is an act of faith.

Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone - but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding.

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All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and
then success is sure. Good luck.

Three gray geese in the green grass grazing.
Gray were the geese and green was the grass

Far away from here
totally inaccessible.
That is where you are.
Here next to me, within reach.
That is where you are.
Where ever you go or when,
you will always be near me.

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I''ve found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

Yun to hum pecha kisi ka kiya nahi kartay
Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahi kartay
Yeh DOSTI ka rishta aap say hai
Warna itnay SMS hum kisi ko kiya nahi kartay

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

Jiss teray didaar ka sadqa nahi milta mujhay daro diwar main rasta nahi milta mill jaty hai saman main thooty hui thakty malay mai joo khooya hoo woo bacha nahi milta

Tanhai ko humdam ki zarurat hai,
Har zakhm ko marham ki zarurat hai
Muddat se bechain hai ji apna
Shayad ek naye gham ki zarurat hai

My love for you is true and will never change .. during the time that passes by .. are you happy with over love .. honey? but for me very much!!!

I Promised u once, il promise u twice this love will never end that i feel so deep inside, i loved u yesterday and even more 2 day and i never want this feeling 2 go away, Baby your my Everything, my Angel from above, you feel my life with so much love

You are always in my heart. i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv uuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed,
Love is the best thing you ever had.

Bee love honey,
Miss love money,
Flower love due,
But,
I LOVE YOU

Hale dil hai woh jo bayan na ho baton se. .
Chuma karte hain naam tera likhke dil, hateli aur kagaz pe. . .

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!

Are we related? Do you want to be?

()""() ()''''''''()
( ."o o", )
i just wanna give a HUG...
()""()"()
( ö)ö ) .....to a "Special Person" i don''t get to see as much, but often miss.....

Ask my eyes to stop looking at you... Ask my brain to stop thinking about you.. Ask my imagination to stop dreaming about you.. Ask my heart to stop beating..ask me everything..But don''t u ever stop me from loving you.

I wish one day you will miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me, you won''t find me. Why? Because, I want you to miss me the way I''m missing you right now.

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she''s got a hand grenade in her mouth

What''s it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down? Marriage.

Q:) What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake? A:) MilkShake

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