Priyanka Wishes Collection - Page 17

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Your daddy must be a terrorist because you are DA BOMB!

The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

English : Sardar ji, England mein shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar ji: Lekin India mein to shaadi female se hi hoti hai.

Patient : Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I am a spoon.
Doctor: Sit there and don't stir.

Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.