Sourabh Wishes Collection - Page 9

Love is not a matter of counting the years...
But making the years count.

I have learned not to worry about love; But to honor its coming with all my heart.

The most wonderful of all things in life is the discovery of another human being with whom ones relationship has a growing depth, beauty and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvellous thing; it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of divine accident, and the most wonderful of all things in life.

I think youre supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isnt supposed to be so painful.

Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

May you grow so rich your widow''s second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid.

THEY MIGHT BE MANY IN THE WORLD BUT ONLY ONE CAN BE MY DESTINY AND MAKE ME SMILE FOREVER, THE ONE WHO MAKES MY LIFE WORTH LIVING,JUST WANTED YOU GIRL TO KNOW THAT IN YOU I FOUND EVERLASTING HAPPINESS.AND IM THANKFUL FOR THAT

Over the lips, and down the throat,
mat you never wake uo, next to a goat.

why''d the monkey fall outta the tree?
''cause he was dead...
why''d the other monkey fall outta the tree?
''cause he was dead too...
why''d the third monkey fall outta the tree?
peer pressure...

Don''t spend 2 dollars to have a shirt dry cleaned. Donate it to the Salvation Army. They''ll clean it and put it on a hangar. Next morning you can buy it back for 75 cents.

Yo mamma is so fat:
She eats Wheat Thicks.
We''re in her right now.
She was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a new world.
She lay on the beach and people ran around saying, "FREE WILLY."

If you loved my kisses so much, why are you letting them go?

You know you''re head-over-heals whenever you get that warm exciting tingle that starts at the lips and flows to the tips of your toes during every kiss.

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

He melted me with our first tiny kiss!

Boss: (too employee) Experts say that humour on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

What''s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: It may take a while for me to get hard, I just got laid yesterday.

Let''s try to remember that love means keeping in touch with each other''s thoughts and feelings...listening, not just to words, but to the emotions behind them...seeing, not just the smiles and frowns, but the hurts and pleasures that causes them....

"inside me, There''s a thin women trying to get out........But i can usually shut the cow up with chocolate."

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a message frm my "HEART" a place where i keep gud frnds like"u.wats up miss u so much

A heart is a small place where many people can dwell.wanna vist the place?!? here''s my heart, open it and you''ll see that you''ve got a big place inside of me.

If a friend envies you, then he is not a true friend.

What''s Ur important for me?
Ur thinks is my breath
Ur feels become my beating
Ur breath pour in me spirit
Ur whispering awaken my whole body
Ur sight feels objective of my life
U r as much important as I
I can''t imagine I can''t explain,
I only Love u forever

Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it...but whenever it happens.... I just stop and think of u n say, "How can I hate this world when you are a part of it..."

nazr ka chain dil sror hoty hain
khuch log asy jahan main zror hoty hain
sada chmakta hai un ki eid ka tehwar
qareeb reh k bi jo hum sa dor hoty hain.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A: A pachydermatologist

What do you call a calf after it''s six months old?
Seven months old.

"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."