Shashank Wishes Collection - Page 10

Value each precious moment...morning brings hope,
aft nun brings faith,eve brings love n" nite brings rest...
wish u find dem all 2day.HAVE A NICE DAY:-)

Lonely no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my
thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you.
I love you.

Q: What do you call Santa''s helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.

I used to be a werewoolf...
But I''m much better noooooooooooow !

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let''s start from your bank account.

A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.

Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: That depends on whether it has health insurance.
A2: None. They just tell it to take two asprin and come round to the surgery later.
A3: None. They only sign the death certificate and phone the mortuary.
A4: None. They would diagnose depression and prescribe benzo diazapines.
A5: Only one, but he has to ...

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.
After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash ...

The woman went to see the doctor. She had a large flower growing out of the top of her head.
The doctor looked at the flower and said: ''That is quite remarkable. I''ve never seen anything like that before. But I''ll soon cut it off.''
''Cut it off?'' snapped the woman. ''I don''t want the flower cut off. I just want it treated against greenfly.''

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2006 bring Happiness for you Dear.

Dil me ek shor ho raha hai,
bina sms dil bore ho raha hai,
kahin aisa tou nahi k
ek pyara sa dost mujhse door ho raha hai..

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart"s possessing, Returns to you glad.

Will you love me in December as you do in May,
Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?
When my hair has all turned gray,
Will you kiss me then and say,
That you love me in December as you do in May?"

Tamana Karte ho jin khushion ki woh khushiaan aapke kadmon me ho Bhagwan aapko Woh haqeeqat me de Jo socha aapne sapnon me ho

Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite, so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight I''m wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!

plants are green and earth is blue, why ur so nice to me i want a clue, What ever may be the resone like u , b''coz in world like this, i will never get a friend like you!

How can i spell s_ccess widout U? or C_TE? i can''t even have F_N or any good L_CK widout it looks like i just can''t S_RVIVE wid out

The day we met,
dat wuz by chance,
but da relationship we had,
wuz more den we cud sense.

"Wise men say, only fools rush in. But I can''t help falling in love with you." Elvis Presley put it best in this classic love song. It is true that while we can choose those whom we talk to and whom we like, we cannot choose those whom who we love. Here are a few quotes about falling in love.

Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing''s and Wong''s, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.

"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait someone else is using it."

Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it''s 1.5 ltr.

Friedship is just like wine..as it gets older it gets sweter..just like you and me..you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.

True friendship comes when silence between two people becomes a language.

I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!

"My friend is he who will tell me my faults in private."

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.

LOVE never says who ru b/c love knows u r mine,love never asks where do u live b/c love knows u live in my heart,Love never says what do u do b/c love knows u play with emotions,love never asks do u love me b/c love knows "I LOVE U"