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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
It's gud to have money & the things it can buy but it's also gud to check once in a while & make sure u haven't lost the things money can't buy.... FRIENDS!
Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Agar do pipal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge
Socho
Socho?Us rassi ko bolenge ''NOKIA''-connecting pipal !
Santa : Ik Waari Main Chotta Hunda C , Main Qutub Minaar Ton Gir Gaya C ..
Banta : Fir Mar Gaya C k Bach Gaya C ??
Santa : Mainu Yaad Nai Main Chotta Hunda C..
Ishq ka jahan benam hota hai. Dard dena iska kaam hota hai. Khushnaseebon ko kabhi Ishq ho nahi sakta. Ye to badnaseebon ka kaam hota hai
If at any time
ur life is
like
''candle in the wind''
then i''ll
put my hands
around u
so dat
all burns r mine
n all light is urs
its a promise.
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never gets tired
remembering
speciÄL peÖpLe
who live in my heart like U...
Hey listen..... today she was asking me ur details. I gave her ur cell number. She will be visiting u soon. Her name is smile. I think she came.
I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!
Gandhi bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi, aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai.... pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.
I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That''s because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !
If u had a wish to born in your eyes and die
on your lips, but if you were my tears, i would never
cry, in fear of losing you
When darkness moves in on me,it''s the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.
I may not be Pepsi, the choice of the new generation. I may not be Coca Cola, only the real thing. I may not be Nido, the world''s number 1 but I can be PLDT, clearly for you.
Sometimes GOD pushes us to our LIMITS...HE tests us beyond our ENDURANCE, because He has greater FAITH in us than we have in ourselves!
God unfolds each day like the petals of a rose, each gentle touch a beauty to behold. Hope each of your moments today be so held with His tender loving care.
If love can be avoided by simply closing our eyes, then I wouldn''t blink at all for I don''t want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.
Ek chinti aur Haathi ko prem ho gaya..
Chinti ki Maa-Baap ne shadi se inkar kar diya...
Reason puchha to kaha: ladke ke daant bahar hai !
A sardar was driving in Delhi with his girlfriend.
While driving he kept his hand on her thighs.
She smiled & said-
u can go further...
He drove to Chandigarh!