Awadhesh Wishes Collection - Page 7

Man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

American - Dogs can find Bombs in our country. Japanese - Fish can play Ball in our country. Indians - That''s not a matter, Monkey can read SMS in our country...

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana... agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana... Agar waha me na dikhu, to samajh lena tu narak me hai...

Pyaara Sa Ek Ehsaas Hain Aap, Harr Pal Humhare Paas Hain Aap, Jiney Ki Ek Aas Hain Aap, Mann Ka Ek Vishwaas Hain Aap, Shayad Ish Liye Kuch Khaas Hain Aap.

If only leaves were smiles i would send u a tree, If only water were hugs i would send u the sea, If love is ever i will send u eternity, When u need a friend u’ll always have me.

I"ll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever"s what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... ''Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

Ur like a target dat I always try 2 aim at. How I wish I cud aim u at d heart. But every time I fail, I fill so sad. U knows y? Its bcoz I always end up missing u.

Tumhe hamari yaad kabhi to aati hogi
dil ki dhadkan bhi shayed bhar jati hogi
kitna chaha tha humne ke saath saath rahe
yeh soch kar tumhari bhi aankh bhar aati hogi.

Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future, without fear, and with a manly heart.

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.

Love, Peace and Joy came down on earth on Christmas day to make you happy and cheerful. May Christmas spread cheer in your lives!

Christmas--that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragrance. It may weave a spell of nostalgia. Christmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance--a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved.

Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we''re here for something else besides ourselves.

Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first.

The only way to spend New Year''s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

I think in terms of the day''s resolutions, not the year''s.

if a big fat man comes late at night into your room and wants to pack you in his bag, don''t worry, i told santa that i want you for christmas!!!

Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.

Ek Sharabi Nashe men Tun hokar jarha tha to peche se ek Tange wala Aya, us ne kaha, hat jao hat jao, Sharabi hat gaya or side per ek ghar k darwazey k sahare khara hogaya, wahan us ko neend aa gae. subha ghar k malik ne darwaza khola to sharabi neche gir gaya, aor chilatey howey bola, yar itna to side deya tha, phir bhee takar mar di.

Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,
kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,
jo SMS nehi karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye,
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!

It''s hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds. But when these two worlds collide and become one, that''s what you call you and I.

For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.

what is the relationship between coffee shop and wine shop?
Most of the love stories start at coffee shop and does at the wine shop...!

a wish fairy came to me and asked my wish,i told her my wish.she became said and\"i can''t give u a fairy". u know wat was my wish it was\"U"

A kiss is only special when your lips are the only ones receiving that special touch. It has no meaning if it is given out to others.

" Eid ki Dua Sab Dostoon K Lieye "
Saarey Jahan ki Khushiyaan uska Naseeb Karday,
Hansta rahey Sada woh Ussey khushnaseeb karday,
Kabhi Dil na uska Tootey Kabhi Chot (Zakham) na Woh khaaye,
usko Wafa kYa RAB Itna Kareeb Karday,
Us k Laboon pay ya RAB Sada hon Muskrahatain,
Kismat mey uski Hansna Mere Habib Karday,
Chal kar Jahan bhi JaayePhoolon k raastey hon,
Manzil Har Khushi ki us k Kareeb karday,
DIL Mera Ab Tak Kahan Mutmaeen Huwa Hey!,
us K Dukhoon ko Ya RAB Mera Naseeb Karday.

Eid aaye Tum na aaye kya Maza hai Eid ka
Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka
Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din
Tum jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak

Suraj ki kirne, taaron ki bahaar.
Chand ki chandni, apno ka pyaar.
Har ghadi ho khushaal.
ussi tarhan Mubarak ho aapko Eid ka yeh tyohaar!
"EID MUBARAK"

let me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
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(..)hi main marjava, Kitney
soney ho tusy!