Awadhesh Wishes Collection - Page 9

Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.

During the war, people used to say that you needn''t worry about the bombs. They would only hit you if they had your name written on them. Which was bad news for my neigbours, Mr. and Mrs. Doodlebug.

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it''s time to go back to childhood, he''s already there.

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted; the only kiss is a kiss tasted!

When our lips met I knew from then on he was my drug and I was addicted.

Do you remember the first time we kissed? I haven''t been the same since ...

A kiss is a touch that attaches two hearts, binds two souls.

The spiritualization of sensuality is called love: it is a great triumph over Christianity.

Love is the fulfilling of the Law.

When we understand that man is the only animal who must create meaning, who must open a wedge into neutral nature, we already understand the essence of love. Love is the problem of an animal who must find life, create a dialogue with nature in order to experience his own being.

Men and women are not free to love decently until they have analyzed themselves completely and swept away every mystery from sex; and this means the acquisition of a profound philosophical theory based on wide reading of anthropology and enlightened practice.

You couldn''t get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.

Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There''s a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I''ll tell you what''s worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. How do you breathe through that thing

After a year of having to live without you, I''ve realized I lost me when I lost you; I miss you.

What I see in your eyes is that of a sunset
Every time I hold you, I feel my heart smiling, and you''ve always given me the same.
If you let me, I shall hold it dear forever

Every minute you are thinking of evil, you might have been thinking of good instead. Refuse to pander to a morbid interest in your own misdeeds. Pick yourself up, be sorry, shake yourself, and go on again.

Everything in life is temporary coz everything changes!
That''s why it takes great courage to love, knowing it might end anytime... but having the faith it''ll last forever

If you don''t Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything

There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night''s sleep

they all had trouble in defining friendship...i canot understnad how they cudnot get d right word..then i took ur name n d discussion was over

A Just Friend says..hi,..hello,..bye,...and walks away...
A Best friend always stop by your side & asks how r u doing ??

A Just Friend has never seen you cry.
A Best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A Just Friend doesnt have anything to talk to you on phone,
A Best friend doesnt know...what all to finish..

Friendship is not ended after completion of work....
it is endles, it is the beauty of life. it is the one which is not sold. it is the one without it we cannot stay. but many people forget it in this world.thing about it with care.....

I dream of your touch while you are away,
I dream of your smile all through the day,
I remember the day, You came into my life,
I dream of the day I will be your wife.
I dream of the day I can fall asleep next to you,
I dream of the day I can say I do.
To be your wife, To be together for life,
Is a dream I have,
Every night.

Did u know tears can b sometime more special then smiles, coz smile can be given 4 everyone but tears are shed 4 only those v don''t want 2 loose.

Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It''s a girl. She''s my daughter.
A: Oh, I''m sorry, sir. I didn''t know that you were her father.
B: I''m not. I''m her mother.