Gazal Wishes Collection - Page 18

Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

A: We don't know. Never happens.

Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW!

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !

When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.

would have answered your letter soonerb but you did not write me one.

I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights....but you I love more !