Sanjay Wishes Collection - Page 18

Marriage is not a word. It''s a sentence....(a life sentence!).

Yo mama so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents that a whale escaped.

Yo Cousin so stupid that when I said I was going to Thailand she asked me if they still sold Kippers....

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!

When god created the men he was only kidding

Why did the blond woman sneak past the pharmacy?


She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you...

"Practice makes a man perfect"
But nobody is perfect!!!
"so why practice?"

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, one minute I'm OK, and the next minute, I'm blank!
And how long have you had this problem?
What problem?

Santa: "Oh, look at the dead bird".
Banta: (Looked skyward and said) "Where, where?"

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true

Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???