Sujit Wishes Collection - Page 12

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won''t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

i luv ur eyes I luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways I adore ur style. Wot can I say?ur 1of a kind & ur alwayz on ma mind!

SuHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd, tHori Si hAsi haR bAaT k BaAt, uSi taRHa hO mUBArak yE Eid raAmDaN k BaaD, wiSHIng yOu a VEry spEcIaL ".*.*haPPY eID mUBArak.*.*.* "

Happy Mother''s Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day

God thought that since he couldn''t b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn''t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

Tum Bin Kahi Qarar Na AaeY To MaiN Kya KaroO .!!
Har Pal Teri Yaad SataeY To MaiN Kya KaroO ..!!
Surat MaiN Apni BhOOl GayE Tujh Ko Dekh Kar ..!!
Her AaineY MeiN Tu Nazar Aaye To MaiN Kya KaroO ..!!

i could send a million heart warming notes of friendshipbut sometimes they are too long when all i need to say is simple THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIEND.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. -Evan Esar

There''s no future in time travel.

Is a shell-less turtle homeless or just naked?

What a cruel idea it was to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"

"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."

The Two of the most important things when u wakeup today
1.Pray,so that u may Live
2.Take a bath so that others may Live too!!!!!

U may think that I forgot u. U may think that I don''t care, And U may think that I''m not thinking of u. Well, you''re wrong. You''re still in My Dreams.

A child on a farm sees a plain flying by overhead n dreams of a far away place. A traveler on d plain sees d farm n dreams of that. That''s life. We never realized d value of the thing unless it moves away frm us. Enjoy d moment u hav with u. Gud Day.

whn u kiss a british girl she says “kiss me softly”
whn u kiss a american girl shw says “kiss me hardly”
and
whn u kiss a paki girl she says “oai!! kisi nu dussi na” (Dont tell anybody pl)

Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don’t get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.

jab kabhe moosam main khushboo bikhar jaay…
jab chandni main raat nikhar jaay……
jab kabhi baywaja yeh dharkan machal jaay…..
tu samaj layna humnay app ko yaad kiya!!!

“It takes a long time to grow young.”

Never trust a girl who says she loves you more than anyone else in the world; it shows she has been experimenting.

Of late I appear

I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.

You''ve seen me laugh You''ve seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother''s Day

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

To effectively communicate, we must realize that we are all different in the way we perceivethe world and use this understanding as a guide to our communication withothers.

Easy does it.

Compromise.Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.

Prepare by knowing your walk away [conditions] and by building the number ofvariables you can work with during the negotiation... you need to have a walkaway... a combination of price, terms, and deliverables that represents theleast you will accept. Witho

To fight fear, act. To increase fear wait, put off, postpone.