Sujit Wishes Collection - Page 10

A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.

Knock Knock
Who''s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much! (I love you so much..)

"Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"
"No, I''m sorry I don''t."
"Well, it''s two blocks this way, then one block to the left."

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"

Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor: Didn''t the new glasses help?
Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.

never mind people when they say you''re mad, cause they always mean to say that you
M=make
A=a
D=difference.

if one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don''t be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you.

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.

"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.
"Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."

Mrs. Smith"s Fish Sauce Shop.

mubarak naam he tera
mubarak eid ho tuj ko
jise tu dekhna chahe
usi ki deed ho tuj ko
EiD MuBaRaK

aik HASI
jo HASA de
aik AANSO
jo RULA de
aik CHAHAT
jo SAMAJ le
har AAHAT
jo JAAN le
us RISTAY
ka NAAM hay

DOSTI

Lafz app do
Geet ham banaien ge
Rastaa app do
Manzil ham painge
Bandhan aap do
Rishta ham bandhe ge
Phool aap do
Lari ham banaige
Kushi aap do
Hansi ham denge
Sache dost aap bano
Dosti hum nebhainge.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Every man passes his life in the search after friendship.

Don''t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don''t walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend.

AAP GARO KI BAT KARTE HO HAMNE TO APNO KO AAJMaya hae aap kanto se bachker chelte ho hamne to pholo se jakhm khaya hai

pyar karate hai wo bahot aasani se magar
jane kun mukar jate he dardse wo,
tanha ho jate he hum aase haal me
jab har bar na samaz sako humko wo

Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire set

You look so fine!I want to... break your heart and give you mine

there is no reason 4 this message i just wanted 2 say i miss u i care for u and am sorry to say am sure am in lov with u ...

When tears come out of your eyes, reason "you r sad"
When you smile, reason "you are happy"
But When you receive a mesg without any reason, it means??
"YOU ARE SPECIAL"

Why doesn''t Jesus eat M and M''s? Cos they fall through his hands.

read out this sms very carefully watch as u read it wide coz i''ve filled it with staffed loads of kisses & hundreds loads of huggles inside...

Rooth gaye tum bhale hi humse,
chale gaye bhale hi tum humse door.
phir bhi yakeen hai humko apni mohabbat per,
ho jaoge tumbhi lautne pe majboor.

Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so that s why they look so much like umbrellas.....
when you breath, you inspire.

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you''re going to want to shoot it.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.