Arjun Wishes Collection - Page 10

Milk choculate iz 4 kidz,Dark choculate iz 4 lovers cuz it haz a higher percentage ov Cocoa, which meanz it haz More PHYNYTHELAMINE a chemicle that mimics the feeling U hav wen U''r in Luv!

u could try sumthing old, or something new & improved,
yet my hunger 4 u could never b removed.

Eve to Adam: ''What do you mean the kids don''t look like you?''

She looked into my eyes and found my heart, then she kissed me and touched my soul.

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

Love - THE FEELING - is a fruit of love, the verb.

Q: What do you do when your wife''s staggering?
A: Shoot her again.

''Was your wife a virgin when you married?''
''I don''t know. Some say yes. Some say no.''

Why don''t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
The cats keep covering them up with sand!

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicapped spots.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of
their car. "Quick sister," screams one nun, "Show him your cross!"
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Oi! You! F*ck off!"

Parents: Be nice to your children, they choose your nursing home.

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

To love is to live with a special sense of meaning, to cherish all that is there.
To hold, or be held with that special feeling, to know that they will always care

Friendship at first sight, like love at first sight is said to be the only truth.

NOTHING IS SO STRONG AS GENTELNESS, AND NOTHING IS SO GENTLE AS TRUE STRENGTH.

On Independence Day
Here"s wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us...
NOW AND ALWAYS!

I love the spring mornings,
the afternoons in autumn,
the winter evenings
and the summer nights
..but you I love more sweet heart!

O my dear,
Where you don''t come in my dreams, why you tease me.
Why you don''t come, for God seek come again in my dreams, in my life, in my eyes, in my heart, in my soul.
I know why you don''t come. Coz I broke your swear; try to understand, I was in a great trouble then.
So I cold not come, please come, I am silly.
How can you come, you have died but my love is alive, I will love yours soul till my life.

plants are green and earth is blue, why ur so nice to me i want a clue, What ever may be the resone like u , b''coz in world like this, i will never get a friend like you!

love
sincerty
care
sharing
name of ur friendship
kushi gham
yaddein
name of ur love
u r my so sweet fr
4marry

Q: Where do you find a no legged dog?
A: Right where you left him.

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

That each might each define
In friendship and in harmony,
Now you, now I the melody,
Each helping each to shine

Be my Valentine, for I
Each day have thought of you.

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!

A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there''s a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"

Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..