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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go. When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts ...
To cement a new friendship, especially between foreigners or persons of a different social world, a spark with which both were secretly charged must fly from person to person, and cut across the accidents of place and time.
Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U
I have said nothing because there is nothing i can say that would describe how i feel as perfectly as you deserved it.
You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have really lived, are the moments when you have done things in a spirit of love.
I won''t promise to be ur friend forever, coz I won''t live that long. But let me be ur friend as long as I live.
i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife.my love throughout the years we''ve had our ups& downs but we stood by each other no matter what happened we maintained this love so on our anniversary of 2years i just wanna say this "thank u &i''ll alwayz love you for what you''ve done for me"u were &still r my light and shine in my world ngi''asixenga ngawe(zulu for i''m proud of you love keep it up).remember this when things get rough and tough"i love you"
Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai
sardar `s girlfriend removed all of her clothes and said
" Treat me like your wife" sardar picked up her clothes and started to wash them ............!
When everything goes wrong, push! When u wish for something, push! When people don''t understand, push. When u wish for love, P-ush U- ntil S-omething H-appens!
an icing can make a cake so sweet. a string can make a baloon so high. a match can make a candle so bright. I hope dat a simple txt can make u smile.
A girl who opens her hands receives gifts. Who opens her heart receives love. Who opens her legs receives happenis
A 95 yr old man sucks his 90 yr old wife''s breast for half hour and drinks two drops of milk and dies.
Postmortem report: Died because of drinking something after expiry date.
Lightest muscle is a man''s PENIS. It can be raised by a woman''s TONGUE!
Strongest muscle is a man''s TONGUE! It can raise a woman''s LEGS!
Who do you turn to when the only person
in the world that can stop you from crying,is exactly the one making you cry?
Medical News: Patients do well when transfused chicken blood instead of human blood?
Men get more cocky and women lay better.
Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey? Because utte sochan hi sochan te thale moujan hi moujan.
love is when u don''t want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. I will not sleep 2day. Waiting for you .
Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I''ll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.