Shantanu Wishes Collection - Page 16

Agar apko lagta hai ki aap beautiful hain, smart hain,
charming hain to
kutta paliye,
billi paliye,
sher paliye,
magar galat fAHAMI MATPALIYE

. A JATT passing thru a Jungle, a Chudail stops him says: HOO HOO HA HA Mai Chudail huu JATT: Jaanda haan Teri ik bhain mere ghar v hai. .

whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it''s a piece of cake!

“A child on a farm sees a plane fly by overhead and dreams of a faraway place. A traveler on the plane sees the farmhouse and dreams of home.”
- Carl Burns

Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain..... PAISA..... MAUT..... Aur..... Aur..... Aur..... Mera SMS !

Siney main dil,
Dil mein dard,
Dard mein nasha,
Nashe main mithas,
Mithas main umeed,
Umeed main yaqeen,
Yaqeen main khayal,
Khayal main tasveer,
Tasveer main SIRF TUM.

pujya mitravar,sadar parnam,in dino apke sandesh miltae hai jinhe padhne ke paschat hum atyant annad vibhor hooten hai,app ki isi mitrata ke hum runi hai.prabhu se yehi prathna karte hai ke apki chalit dhurbhas yantra seva prdan karti sanatha apko yuhi seva deti rhe jis se hum ek dusre se sandesh madhyam se jude rhe..app ke sandesh ki pratiksha mein app ke sahyogi evam ghanisht mitra ki aur se subh ratri ki shubbecha... GOOD NIGHT

The only person who can make her smile is a dentist.

When you feel left out and all alone, just try to close your eyes for a moment and think of me. Afterwards, you will suddenly smile and say, text ko nga ang cute na yon!

What do you do when you see an extremely cute person? Ako, I stare at the person and smile, but when I get tired, I just put the mirror down. Nakakangawit eh!

I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw. Sinampal ko nga. Mali ang binantayan.

When a battered wife learns to fight back, blame the husband. He showed signs of weakness. When a battered husband learns to fight back, blame the wife. She took too far.

Santa is driving with girlfriend to Chandigarh. While driving he puts his hand on her knee. She says ''u can go further.''















He drives to Shimla!

SMS doesn''t mean.. ''Short Message Service''!it means "Some Moments Shared" wth special people like u...Keep sharing the moments 4ever.Hv a nice time.

Zindagi sabko milay jaroori to nahi,mohabbat sabko miley jaroori to nahi,kuch log bahut yaad aate hain zindagi mein,woh bhi hamein yaad kare jaroori to nahi.

Palko pe apni bithaya hai tumhe,Badi duaon ke baad paaya hai tumhe. Asani se nahi mile ho tum. international zoo se churaya hai tumhe!

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( /#_)haaee rabba!eni der v koi sounda hai ?,chalo utho main tuhanu good morning karna c !

3 ways to break up with your girl friend:
1-Pay only for ur dinner n movie tkt

2- Pay more attention to her best friend

3-Or lastly, introduce her to "ME"!!

Arz kiya hai:



i am a dog & u r a flower


gaur farmaiega



i m a dog & u r a flower



wah wah..Kya baat hai..



so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

the best cosmetic for lips is truth,for the voice is prayer,for the eyes is pity,for the hands is charity,and for the heart is FRIEND LIKE U

If God ans ur Prayer, He''s incrasing ur Faith,
If He Delays, He''s increasing ur Patience.
If He doesn''t ans, then He Known U Can Handle it Prfectly Well!

True friends are like morning,U cant have them whole day..,But can be sure theyll be there when u wake up Today,Tomorrow & forever...Good Morning.....

The mist turns to l,ight,Morning takes over the night..Another beautiful day dawning,Its time to wish a very Good Morning....

Friends are not a game to play, Friends are not just a Word to say, Friends do not start in March & end in May, “Friends” means yesterday, Today & Forever”.

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!

Ur Validityof Bein My Frd Is Goin 2 B Expird 2day , Plz Recharge Ur Frdship Imidiatly By Deliever In 4-5 Sweet & Cool Msgs. So Hurry Recharge Now!

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?

Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: Frosted Flakes.