Shantanu Wishes Collection - Page 17

I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.

Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I''m sick"
Boss asks: "How sick are u?"
Bloke: "I''m F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"

Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-
Aata hai Usha ke saath,
Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!

May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother!

I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world''s largest wilderbeast.

There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.

This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."

"Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure."
-- Jewish saying

Life is nothing without friendship.

Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.

Middle age is when actions creak louder than words.

It  s raining now... Should you look out the window & try 2 count the no. of raindrops you see falling from the sky above, that  s how much I  m missing you now...

Days r short, hours r 2 few, seconds r 2 fast but I'll always have d time 2 greet d best friend of all - that's u!

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.