Chandan Wishes Collection - Page 16

Har ishq ka matlab gam nahi hota, dooriyaa badane se pyaar kam nahi hota, waqt bewaqt ho jaati hai aankhen num kyun ki yaadon ka koi mausam nahi hota.

College is 4 knowledge, knowledge is 4 life,Life is 4 wife,but wife is a knife which cuts ur life, So never choose ur wife in college life.

Though my words r few
but my heart is true
Frens i can make
but none as sweet as u !
Ven God gave frnd
he tried 2 b fair,
Ven i got u
i got more than my share!

Women r like computers.. as soon as u commit to one u realize that,if u had waited a little longer u could have had a better model.

If I had a camera
I''ll snap ur every moment
every smile
every memory
n keep...in my.... kitchen to scare the mouse...

If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart.But ull always remain in my heart!

Every Sunset Gives Us 1Day Less to Live! BUT Every Sunrise Give Us, 1Day More to Hope! So, Hope For The Best … Good Day & Good Luck!

i hav started luving "u"...
i knw it sounds rediculous..
but i cnt control my feelings 4 "U"..
some time later i''ll start luving more ALPHABETS.. HAHA!

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_Y_____ 7am
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SUN RISE!
Good Morning!

Got a gift for you!
No cost! No batteries required!
Tax free, performs silently,
Extremely personal! Fully returnable!
It’s a hug from ME to you!
Happy Hug Day!

Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don''t, you''ve told her twice already!

Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

MAHA ko dieting ka shauk hua,
toh main ghar lau ayi SUFI.. SUFI par aitmaad jo tha..
subha utthi toh.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Na maha the aur na sufi :)

One of my dear friend has named his 3 kids NC,MC and ABC!
I asked why,
he said; 1st Natural Curiosity,
2nd Mutual Consent &
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness.

If the universe did start with a bang
when God loved and the angels sang
one of the sparks that flew
chased time to become you

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henry Youngman

Yo'' Sista''s just like a like a Popsicle - everybody wants a fuckin lick!

You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!

Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Whereever you go or when, you will always be near me.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

An Eskimo woman spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years.
Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long.

Q. What is the diff. between watch & wife?
A: Ek kharaab hone par bandh ho jaati hai to doosri kharaab hone par chaloo ho jaati hai.

"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."