Chandan Wishes Collection - Page 5

God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries to come up with someone as beautiful.... as U!

No one will manufacture a lock without a key. Similarly, God won’t give problems without solutions. So, go fearless and face it!

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In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

A Young man's attitude towards life helps to determine this altitude. Good luck to you my dear.

My Life...?
Without U...!
Khali-Khali hai na. (Empty)
!!! I MISS YOU !!!
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U may meEt ppL beTta deN me,
fuNnieR deN mE,
moRe loVely deN me,
buT thiNg i caN saY to U,
i wiLL alwAys be heRe wheN deY aLL leAve u..

When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs........

Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi, isi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi, tanhayi aur andhere mein khush they hum, lekin phir se intezaar karne ki wajah de gaya koi..

ati pratapi,ati tejaswi,dayalu,kripalu,jag shiromani, purn narottam,
ati sunder, nirbhik,nidar, parakrami, ______ ji sone ja rahe hai, gud
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Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao … …. … kya aapko
pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?

1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,1 banday ka nashta kam banana

What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle. . . ???
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Nahi Pata
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It''s Yamahahahaha. . . ;->

Earth wants water, Flower wants dew, I want nothing but a BIG SMILE from u!

Life''s short. If you don''t look around once in a while, you might miss it.

No man is useless while he has a friend.

Always remember that every good friend was once a stranger

My God, this is a hell of a job. I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends, my goddamn friends. They''re the ones that keep me walking the floor at night.

Everything ends up okay, if it doesn''t end up okay then i''t not the end.

I could study for the test or study your boyfriends body i''m taking the body see you later

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50 years from now, I''d be so old I might forget u.
I might not remember ever knowing u, or might forget I once cared for u.
I might.. but I won''t.

dost wohi hai jo aapko aapna maan sake
aapke har gum ko bin kahe jaan sake
aap chal rahe ho tez baarish me
phir bhi pani me aapke aansoo pehchaan sake

Nikalte hai aansu jab mulaqath nahi hoti,
Tut jata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti,
Apni dosti ki kasam o mere dost,
Aisi saans nahi lete jisme aapki yaad nahi hoti

There are 12 months a year…30 days a month…7 days a week…24 hours a day…60 minutes an hour…but only one like you in a lifetime.

Nakhra tuhada tauba-tauba
Ajeeb tuhada style hai
Msg kadi karna nahi
Rolla paya sadde kol Mobile hai

Baanh phad ke rok lende tenu, je sada chalda koi zor hunda,
Asin tere layi kyon ronde, je tere varga koi hor hunda...

Baanh phad ke rok lende tenu, je sada chalda koi zor hunda,
Asin tere layi kyon ronde, je tere varga koi hor hunda.

Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!