Nimish Wishes Collection - Page 11

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I''ve been touched by an angel?

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

The loneliest woman in the world is a woman without a close woman friend.

Friend: how many women do u believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Coz the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

r mosquitoes religious? YES They first sing over u & then prey on you

There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!

meetha intezaar toh intezaar se yaar meetha
meetha yaar toh yaar se pyaar meetha
meetha pyaar toh pyaar se meethi apni yaari
isse meetha kuh na mila dekhi duniya saari

POST:
True Friend
ELIGIBILITY:
Loving & Caring
DUTY:
To Love
EXPERIENCE:
Not Required
SALARY:
Never Ending Love
JOINING:
Immediately
" R U INTERESTED? "

I know its wrong 4 me 2 fall 4 u,but i cant get through it & if choosing right means letting u go...then let me be wrong

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Ever since you''ve left i''ve realised that a part of one''s life is made of someone else''s life,
I MISS THAT PART...I MISS YOU!

50 years from now, I''d be so old I might forget u. I might not remember ever knowing u, or might forget I once cared for u. I might.. but I won''t.

The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.

Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

Museum Administrator: That''s a 500 year old statue u''ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Sardar get frustrated of jokes made on him,
so he goes to his wife and says
Tel me joke in which i''m not involveed."
She smiles and says ..." I am pregnant

FASAL GUL KEE HAI SHARAB PEELIJIYE
TAKALLUF KAISA JANAB PEELIJIYE
OR JO CHUP KER PIYE WOH MUNAFIQ HAI
SHARAM KAISEE SHARAB PEELIJIYE
OOPER JA KER HISAAB HONA HAI
IS LIYE BAY HISAAB PEELIJIYE

Dooryon ki parwah na kijiye
Dil jab bhe pukare bula lijiye
Hum zyada door nahein aap se
Bus apni ankhon ko palkoon se mila lijiye

Too late we learn, a man must hold his friend
Unjudged, accepted, trusted to the end.

I find it rather amazing how we''ve come to know each other and eventually become friends. Life has its miracles & finding you is a reason enough to believe.

Hello, how are you today? May Christ shine in everything you do, with a prayer that you''ll always be safe, not only today, but always.

Boss to a lady during interview for the post of secretary: What''s the diff between Paperclip & Screw?
Lady: I don''t know, I have never been paperclipped.

On a NUDE beach a man shakes hands with a lady & says: Pleased to meet you.
Lady: Ya, I can SEE that.

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SCRATCH THE SCREEN PLEASE, IVE GOT A FUCK- ING ITCHY ARSE!

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Almost anything you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.