Nimish Wishes Collection - Page 14

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty "Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."

it takes a lifetime to find true love & it only takes a moment to lose it forever. so if u love someone, show it now bcos a lost today may be a lost forever.

Love is like a borken mirror, it is better to leave it alone than hurt yourself trying to fix it.

GOOD MORNING The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you.

Koi Kahta Hai Dosti Pyar Hai , Koi Kahta Hai Dosti Jindagi Hai , Hum Kahtey Hain , Dosti -Dosti Hai Jissey Badhkar na Pyaar Hai Na Jindagi Hai

Kabhi jazbat to kabhi yaadon ko dafan karte hain,Kabhi aansu to kabhi dard piya karte hain.Aap hume bhool na jaye isliye WAQT BAYWAQT sms kia krte hai

jo mila hum use kismat kehate hai,jo na mita hm use badkismat kehete hai ,na mila use paneki jab jiid hoti hai, hum use himmat-e-koshish kehete hai

FRIENDSHIP TEST : CALL IF YOU LOVE ME, MISSED CALL IF U R A TRUE FRIEND, TEXT BACK IF U CARE, TEXT A JOKE IF U LIKE ME, JUST IGNORE IF U HATE ME. I WILL WAIT.....

Sweetness Can Be Defind Without HONEY ! Fragnance Can Be Defind Without ROSE ! But FRIENDSHP Cant Be Defind Without "U".

Lots of ANTS were on my CELL, I was even more Wondering how COME ants KNOW dat my cell contains contact of SWEET person like YOU..

Friendship is a golden knot which ties together, if you don’t break it you will be friend forever.

Jane anjane me agar hamne apka dil dukhaya ho,taklif di ho, pareshan kiya ho,aur Jo tention di ho us k liyetum se jo bane vo kar lena.

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.

First man: Why are you boiling the knife?
Second man: To commit suicide
First man: But why do you need to boil it?
First man: To prevent infections STUPID!!!!!!!

I like u utna,u like me jitna,i like u tab se,u like me jab se,i like u tab tak , u like me jab tak,u like me jaanay kab tak,i like u marnay dam tak

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Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!

I can appreciate coffee without cream, pay without overtime, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting you. Gud Morning!

Bhool Se Agar Koi Bhool Hui,
To Bhool Samajke Use Bhool Jana,
Arey Bhoolna Sirf Bhool Ko,
Bhoolkar Bhi Hume Na Bhool Jana

Tumhara hamara rishta to aankhon aur palkon jaisa hai,
Agar palak kuch der na jhapke to aankh ro deti hai,
Aur agar aankh mein kuch chala jaye to palak tadap uthti hai.

Santa: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha layi
Mother: Ohnu mere kole leke aa mein usnu saja dewan
Santa: Saja ta mein de diti, usdi kauli wala dudh mein pee gaya

Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai...?
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.

Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'

unhe pyar karna nahi aata hume pyar ke siva kuch nahi aata
jeene ke sirf do hi raste hai ek unhe nahi aata ek hame nahi aata

Mana ki aaj hamare saath koi dildaar nahi,
lekin ye mat samajhna ki hamein kisi se pyar nahi,
Kismat ne sab kuch diya hamein
sirf diya hamara woh yaar nai

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

Happy birthday!! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true!!
enjoy ur day .......

Erz kiya hai..Hum to ashiq hain ap ke Shadi bhi ap say krain gay...Per tomray
abba ammi hum say larin gay...Hum phir gusai main aa ker qatal na ker
dalin...Kiya qatal to sari umer jail main guzarin gay haha!!!!

Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. -- Erno Philips