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Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent. -Erwin T. Randall
Rah rah kar apki yaad aati he,sms na aane ki wajah satati he,sochte rahe hum jarur koi gam he,ya ab aapke dil me hamare liye jagah kam he.?
Lovely wishes 2 a lovely person from a lovely person 4 a lovely reason at a lovely time in a lovely mood in a lovely style 2 say a "HAVE A GUD DAY"
Wife: I want to enjoy this sunday. So i have bought three tickets of movie.
Hsbnd: Why three?
Wife: One for you and two for your parents.
Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.
E dost tu bhi likha kar shayri,
meri tarah tera bhi nam ho jayega,
log fekege ande tamatar,
to shaam ki sabji ka intezam ho jayega! Wah !! Wah!!
Pucho na us kagaj se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hai.Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hai,Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hai.
Rule of boys:"Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata
UNNHE to Phursat nahi milney ki humse, AUR hamara waqt guzarta hai unki fariyaad karke. AGAR aye wo meri maut pe, To keh dena ABHI soye hain tumhe yaad karke.
A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said ''SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai''.
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i wish somehow..
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(,,) o (,,)SMILE!
Ohde didar di hasrat j puri ho jave, fer bhawe maut majburi ho jave, Rakh lawa ohnu mein dil ch wasa ke, ki pata maut to baad v yaad ohnu karna zaruri ho jave..
A Relation is NOT How Long U Been 2gether NOT How Much U Give or Take, NOT How Many Times U Talk 2 Each Other its All abt How U Value Each other.
Lovers sitting in a park,boy tries to kiss the girl. girl:No dear not all this before marriage. Boy: Dont worry darling i''m already married.
I don''t care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not be the first but to b ur last!
Mr. Verma to his adopted son:" Beta.. What is the height of laziness?" Son:-"What else than having an adopted son !!"
A G0OD FRIEND IS LIKE A GO0D BRA... HARD 2 FIND,C0MF0RTABLE,SUPP0RTIVE,HOLDS U TIGHT,ALWAYS CLOSE 2 UR EART...UR MY BRA xxx
I''d willingly fertilize Mary,And watch for 9 months her shape vary,From the very first day,To the child-birth display,When her tits would turn into a dairy
And ye, who have met with Adversity''s blast,
And been bow''d to the earth by its fury;
To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass''d
Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury -
Still, fill to the Future! and join in our chime,
The regrets of remembrance to cozen,
And having obtained a New Trial of Time,
Shout in hopes of a kindlier dozen.
~Thomas Hood
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. ~Bill Vaughan
when i miss a SPECIAL PERSON, i don''t have to go too far, i just have to look inside my HEART, ''coz that''s always where YOU are, MY DEAR FRIEND!
To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
...Here''s to good sense of humor and a short memory!
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai !
Q.Why did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams? A. Coz it was written in the paper "Answer in brief" !
I''ve been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!