Nimish Wishes Collection - Page 17

Love me,
dont hate me!
Your love is my life,
Your hate is my death!

Yo'' mama breath so disgustingly bad that she needs Freshmints with batteries in it

Yo Mother in law''s teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.

Yo mama''s blind and is seeing another man.

Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun?


A trifle.

If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.

Man: Hey there, haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore.

If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.

The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!

I saw you at a distance but you never approached, but that what did never happen, never passes!

Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.

The Pope has the best job in the world: he has one boss only, and even him he meets after his death.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.