Shrabi phoned wife:Main ghar ni aa sakda! car da stering,gear, deshbord chori ho gya
Aftr smtime he phoned again Main aa riha ha,pehla pichli seat te beh gya c!
Santa apni khubsurat BIBI ke sath TAXI me betha.Driver ne SHISHA set kiya.Ye dekhte hi SANTA gusse me bola"Meri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai,piche BETH taxi me CHALAUNGA.
Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.
Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai,
Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai,
Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun,
Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.
''''Do not get others to do what you can do yourself.''''My motto on the other hand is,''''do not do that which others can do as well.''''-booker t,washington.
é@øh¤ @God is crazy abt u.He sends u sunrise evry mornin,flowrs evry spring.He has universe but prefers 2 live in ur heart.Leave urself 2 him & He''ill nvr let u
Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…
What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!
