Nakul Wishes Collection - Page 15

the police are looking for a suspect who is smart,sexy,witty&very good looking...so where are u gonna hide me?

On Diwali, I wanted to send you wishes for a year filled with prosperity, health and lots of fun! Hope you have a happy Diwali!

To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out

This turkey tastes like an old settee.
Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing.

Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !

This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2....1.... Error : No Brain Detected !!

There are 3 steps to happy happiness: 1 you. 2 me. 3 our hearts 4 eternity!

1 advice-take care, 1 Request-dont change, 1 Wish dont forget me, 1 Lie-I Hate U, 1 Truth-I Miss U, 1 Hope-We ''ll always be Good Friend!

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

Women''s Tennis is more complicated ''coz with every shot, 3 balls bounce...n U re in a dilemma which one of dem to admire at..

*¤*
* . . *
( ._, )Frièndship
*==*

nèéds nö
prömisès,


nö dèmänds änd



nö èxpéctätiöns.



Jüst two fools like you and me''.. :)

''A just born baby was laughing real hard wid his tiny fists all closed. a pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers and found ...... ... . A Birth control Pill!

What is the defination of a Dhobi? THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN LEGALLY SAY TO EVERY MARRIED WOMAN- "Kapde nikal ke rakho, main aata hoon!"

Prayer is not a Spare wheel that you pull out when you are in trouble! prayer is a Steering wheel that Directs the right path throughout your LIFE.

Lost in an animal farm I saw many animals(>. .<) "v"Mouse ("v")(( ))Bird()(. .)()( ( - ) )Monkey (>.".<)( (..) )haila! U too??Soo sweet

Pehle utari saari fir aayi peticoat ki baari, blouse bhi diya utar, jyada khush mat ho mere yaar wo thi kapde sukhane ki taar.

What similar things wuld u want in ur coffee & girl friend? Shuld b hot,Shuld b rich,Shuld b creamy,Shuld b able to keep u awake all night!

Heärts change,i know they do..but this heärt wil always belöng tö ü..heärts hurt,i know they do..But this heärt hürts möre withöüt yöü!

Every morning U are the first thing that come 2 my mind.
I wish I would start my day with U in my bed.
I Luv ur feel on my lips. U just make my day.
I luv U Nescafe.

Friendship is like standingon wet cement..
the longer you stay,
d harder it is 2 leave, &
u can never go without leaving ur footprints!
Glad 2 hav u as my friend!

INGREDIENTS:
10g hasit,
10g Pyar
20g Sukh dukh share karne ka vada,
5g kasme, thodi si takrar
50g kabhi na khatma hone wali batein
RESULT: FRNDS 4ever

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( ''o( __)
(,( (,)
("( ___)")
is ko kehte hai
pyar wali jhapphi

I like 3 things:
The SUN
The MOON
& U (".)
Sun for the day TIME
Moon for the night TIME
& u for the
* LIFETIME *
as a GUD FRIEND

ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully
learnt
the monkey''s language.
Come to Collect ur banana.

teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai,.... to hum ghisa pita c/d player chalete hai,... teri surat ke jab hume darsan na ho,.. to hum doodh lene tabale jate hai waqt hona chaiye kisike saath gujarne ke liye bhane to apne aap hi mil jate hain

Ive made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.

Socha tha ke ishq karenge, Socha tha ke pyar karenge, Socha tha ke mohabbat karenge, Socha tha ke us pe marenge,us pe jaan nisaar karenge Bas hum to sochte reh gaye, Doston ne kaha tumahare sapne choor choor karenge.

Teri muskan hamari kamjori hai,
keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
tum kyu nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko,
kya khamoshi ko juban dena jaruri hai?

Zindagi ek paheli se lagti hai, Har lamha ek saheli si lagti hai, isme kabhi aansu to kabhi gam hai, jisne soch kar aaj meri aankhe nam hai.

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_________Excuse me! Just line-maaroing!