Nakul Wishes Collection - Page 16

one day god asked to me ,would u like to take post of prime minister or a true friend?.....i opted PM bcos .....
i already have a true friend like U :-)

hey do 1 thing put your left hand on ur right sholder and ur right hand on left sholder.guess wht i jst messaged u a sweet hug. and good morning

YE DUA HAIN HAMARI ,ZINDAGI TUMHARI SAWAR JAAYE ,HAR NAJAR ME BAS PYAAR NAJAR AAYE...TUMHE JIS BAAT KI TALAASH HAIN DOSTWOH KHUD TERE PAAS CHALAKE AAYE.

friends are for life and not a few days ... i"ll be your friend till my last breath stays.

What''s the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

Dear i Want k ..
Tum aur Main,Tesra Koi na..In a Superior Hotel at Night on a Table,A Candle Light Dinner..Celebrate Our Relation And i Want to Say u Thoese 3 Lovely Words..
"PAY THE BILL"

Why didn''t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?!

Gravity doesn''t exist. Earth sucks.

If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in

This isn''t an office. It''s Hell with fluorescent lighting

Luv can be bad,it can treat u lik dirt.Theres always a risk of u getting hurt.Luv is restless & luv is a flirt.Luv has places to go and people to hurt.

Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell "taxi"

Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don''t say ''Are we there yet'', they scream, ''Is she Dead yet!''

Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU! 

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

Y R dumb blonde jokes all 1-liners?


So men cn underst& Tm.

Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!

Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me

If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.

Since I met you people are wonders and live is a big party...

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!

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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

Every man should marry
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?"
"No," says the cop.
"What about all these other cars?"
"They didn't ask!"

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!
Doctor: No problem. Hop up on the couch.

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.