Nakul Wishes Collection - Page 9

One day, the Captain of the 40-oared royal barge goes down to speak to the slaves in the hold of his ship. "Men, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, the Queen will be joining us today for a trip up the Nile." The men cheered and rattled their chains. "The bad news is, she wants to go water skiing."

I''d walk half way around the world for just one kiss from you.

Kisses: Words which cannot be written.

A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.

Love is a conflict between reflexes and reflections.

Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It''s not real bright, but it''s cheap, and spreads easy.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

Men are like coolers: Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.

Zen Buddhist to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with everything."

Anyone can say the love someone....It''s loving someone enough to let them go that will prove that love.

Love is nothing but a dream, a dream that I wish I would never wake from.

Love the heart that hurts you, But never hurt the heart that loves you.

By following my heart i came to you,
I only forget to take something back with me,
For my thought are still with you!!!

Show me your best friend and I''ll tell you who you are.

When every thing go wrong,when sadness feels your Heart,when tears flows in your eyes,when no one can help you,"remember me" I am Always with U,till death.Because you are my Best & Lovely Friend.

WHEN U LOVE SUMI TRULLY , U DON''T LOOK 4 FAULTS U ,DON''T LOOK FOR MISTAKES ,INSTEAD YOU FIGHT THE MISTAKES ,U ACCEPT THE FAULTS AND OVERLOOK THE EXCUSES.

Hi..right now i m coming near to u..in the form of Sunlight.
in the form of sweet breze.in the form of gud wishes to greet
u a great gud mrng!

Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars.

Why the heck are you wasting your time reading this?

Give a man a free hand and he''ll run it all over you.

Never close your lips to those whom you have opened your heart.

Suna hai keh ap ki 1 smile par Log martay hain,
So keep smilling....
To reduce ...
Population:).

A man tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and he had to return the unused part for his full refund!

Eid leka aati hai dher sari khusiyan,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriyan,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARIK

Had I the heavens" embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

:::JINDAGI::: Humame Etani Khubi Nahi Ki Aapke Dil Main Ghar Kar Jayenge, Magar Etna Jarur Hai Ki Apko Yad Karne Pe Majboor Kar Jayenge....

Humame Etani Khubi Nahi Ki Aapke Dil Main Ghar Kar Jayenge,
Magar Etna Jarur Hai Ki Apko Yad Karne Pe Majboor Kar Jayenge....

sab ne kaha dosti ek dard he,
hum ne kaha kabul he,
sab ne kaha is dard ke saath jeepaooge,
hum ne kaha is dosti par hume marna bhi kabul he..........

With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes.. 5 litter blood...206 bones.. 1.2 million red cells.. 60 trillion D.N.A.''s.. I wish u "very GOOD DAY"...!