Rahul Wishes Collection - Page 11

Why was Phillip''s girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

tere bin ab jeena kya,
manzil kaisi safeena kya,
guzri zindagi barsaat mein,
ab nahi janti meena kya,
rooh tak zakhmi hue hum,
teer ke liye dil ya seena kya,
adat thi pathar tarashne ki,
milega ab koi nagina kya,
lamha lamha guzra intzaar ka ,
milega ab woh sukoon-e-rooh kya,
taqdeer ke khel bhi nirale,
chheena bhi tou chheena kya,
pi chuka asmaan talkhiyon ko,
ab bhi baki zeher pina kya.........

Humne dekha nahi unko, par pyaar kar baithe,
Unki ek muskaan ki moutaj khudko yaar kar baithe,
K abto saans bhi le to unki mehek chu jaate hai,
Aapne jasbe ko unke daman me bezar kar baithe.

Interviewer to Sardar ji - I will check your mind.
Interviewer - Tell me Opposite of these :-
Interviewer - Good
Sardar - Bad
Interviewer - Come
Sardar - Go
Interviewer - Ugly
Sardar - Pichhly
Interviewer - Shut up
Sardar - Keep Talking
Interviewer - Get Out
Sardar - Come Inside
Interviewer - Oh My God!
Sardar - Oh My Devil!
Interviewer - You are rejected.
Sardar - I am Selected.

hazaroon bachian aise ke har bachee pe dum nikle
hazroon bachian aise ke har bachee pe dum nikle
mera jis bachee pe dum nikle woh ghar se kam nikle

Love, like a river, will cut a new path
whenever it meets an obstacle

DOSTI KE CEMENT KE BEGHER YEH ZINDAGI KI DEWAR KAMZOR HAI

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Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.

Sign post outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!".

Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...

Teacher: Why is your nose red? Max: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no "b" in rose. Max: There was in this one!

Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don''t u use a mouth wash?"

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.

IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me, if u keep it u WANT me, if u simply ignore it, u really ADORE me! so, what r u going to do?

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Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die.

Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed.

"Friends are the sunshine of life."

I may not know everything, but there''s one thing that I know and am sure of; I love you.

If I had the whole world to write on to express how much I love you, it wouldn''t all fit.

The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.

Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.

''Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his.

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.

Friendships are fragile thing, and require as much handling as any other fragile and precious thing.

Those truly linked don''t need correspondence. When they meet again after many years apart, Their friendship is as true as ever.

SANTA : EK WARI MAIN CHOTA HUNDA SI, MAIN QUTAB MINAR TO GIR GAYA SI
BANTA": PHIR BACH GAYA SI K MAR GAYA SI
SANTA": PATA NAE ODON MAIN CHOTA HUNDA SI

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I''m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

With every friend I love who has been taken into the brown bosom of the earth a part of me has been buried there; but their contribution to my being of happiness, strength and understanding remains to sustain me in an altered world.