Rahul Wishes Collection - Page 15

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

ow can i spell s_ccess widout U?or C_TE? or _NIQ_E?ican't even hav F_N or any good L_CK widout U looks like i jus can't S_RVIVE wid out U?

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear"

If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner

Friends in heart r the worst tenants. They capture the heart, pay no rent, don’t vacate & if at all they leave, they just break down the room they lived.

A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot or in the ground. Same way u r always my friend whether u r in central jail or mental hospital...

Santa:-Mein thermos laya hu,is mein thandi chiz thandi rehti hai Or garm chiz garm
Banta:-to tune isme kya bhara
Santa:3 cup coffee Or 2 Pepsi. ........

Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.Tasvir B
bana dali
or likha us par
yah paigam.
Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko
Rs.5000 inam

Garmi ka ek Fayda to hai..







Socha kuch.








kya soch
rahe ho..???








Bus ek Fayda
hai..!


Thund NAHI LAGTI.

Love is beautiful.. Because its a feeling controlled by the heart. But friendship is very very beautiful because its a feeling that controls the heart...

Diff btwn frnd & true frnd-
A FRND is 1 who will come & BAIL u from JAIL but TRUE FRND is 1 who is sitting by ur side in jail & asking u.. Oye,
hun ke kariye.

A newly married gal got 1st class in her B.Ed xms. Her xcited husbnd sent telgrm 2 her parents - my wife FIRST CLASS IN BED''''

Selfish shellfish.

Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers.

Na jaane tum pe itna yakin kyon hai? Tera khayal bhi itna haseen kyon hai? Suna hai Pyar ka dard meetha hota hai; to aankh se nikla ye aansu namkeen kyon hai?

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

Agar manzilo ko pana hai to HOUSALA sath rakhna ; Agar pyar pana hai to AITBAR sath rakhna ; Agar hamesha muskurana hai to HAME yaad rakhna....

In life when u''ve 2 make choice between 1 u luv & 1 who luvs u, choose 1 who luvs u. Coz u can learn 2 luv someöne but u can''t teach sumone 2 luv.
GOOD MORNING

A day may start or end without a SMS from me,but believe me it won''t start or end without me thinking of u.See!! I just did.Take care!!

What is the height of Flirting?

When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"

If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles

Koi chirag jalata hai dewane ke vaste,koi chirag jalata hai parwane ke vaste,hum chirag jalate hai unke vaste jo hume bhulaye baithe hain kisi begane ke vaste.

What''s the simularity of math and sex? add the beds, minus the clothes, devide the leggs and multiply.

Friendship is like peeing in ur pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it''s warmth.

i may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we''re both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.

I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day

If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together!

Son meets father on stairs of a KOTHA
Son-papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Papa-yaar ab 2-300 rupey ke pichhe teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate..!