Rahul Wishes Collection - Page 16

In a bar 1 guy said 2 another "i slept with ur Mother last night" D whole bar was now waiting 4 d other guy''s response He laughed & said "Go home Dad,u r drunk"

Hääl
kaì$a haì
jänäb ka....

kyä
khayal haì
ääpka....

hüm to
uthh gayé
ho ho ho....

tüm bhì
uthh jäoo
ha ha ha....


Good morning



Have
a Nice DAY!!!

Sathi sirf vo to nahi hota jo jivan bhar sath nibhay,sathi to vo bhi hota hai jo jivan ke kuch palo may he jivan bhar ka sath de jaye....

Mere mehboob ne vada kiya mujhse paanchve din milne ka,shayad kisi se sun liya hoga ki duniya chaar din ki hai.

Sardar selling parachute- Plane se koodo,button dabao,parachut opens aur aap jamin par safely.Buyer-If it doesnt open? Sardar-paise vapas.

Three things cannot be long hidden from me: the sun, the moon and "YOU" , bcoz with out sun and moon this Universe is nothing and with out "U" for me nothing bcoz u r my best friend

100 bewafa kabul hai 1 wafa ke liye,
100 aansu kabul hai 1 hasi ke liye,
aap ki dosti pe 100 dusman kabul hai aap jaise dost ke liye

Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho

Look I care 4u so much that I even built a Taj Mahal 4u.
( ) ,c ( )
l:'':l ( ) l: :l
l:'':l .:::!!!!!!!::: . l:'':l
l:'':l .l l..:'''''''''''''':..l l. l:'':l

ALLAH, aapko
TATA ka status, AMBANI ki daulat, VAJPAYEE ka dhiraj,LADEN ki himmat, BUSH ki taqat, aur BILLGATE ki income de, AMEEN

aabe o burai ke rasgulle,
pap ki barfi, bewafai ke laddu,
matlabi chuski, badmashi ke pedhe,
jhoot ke kalakand ...
Tu bada hi sweet hai re....

aik chand har rozz niklta hai......denye apni chandni iss anderi raat ko.....iss raat ko bhi iss chand say piyaar hai....par pata nahi yeh dill keun nahi tikta ......na jaanye issay kiss chand ka intjaar hai

Aasman tumse naraz hai,taare tumse dushwar hain.Wo sab tumse jalte hain kyonki chand se behtar tumhare paas hum jaisa yaar hai...

Dosti karna to aasan hai bahut,Nibhana har kisi ke bas ka nahi.. Yeh kissa jeevan bhar ka hota hai,Ek ya do baras ka nahi...

Kaash dil ki awaz mein itna asar ho jaaye ki
hum aapko yaad kare or aapko khabar ho jaaye,
aaj rab se yahi dua hai meri ki
jise aap chahe who apka HUMSAFAR ho jaaye.

It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails. With ahunting knife. And he ran into me. Backwards. 17 times.

He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.

god in heaven,
god above
please protect the one i love,
sent with a smile,
sealed with a kiss,
i love the one who is reading this

Yo mama only got 1 finger and runs around stealing key rings.

Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other. 

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.

Son: Dad, what is the difference between LOVE, RELIEF & BELIEF?
Father: Your Mom is my LOVE, Your maid is my RELIEF, I'm your Dad - well, that is my BELIEF.

How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.